Rise Of The Guardians On Crack

Bad End Night: Maddie Style

A girl from the village, lost deep, deep in the woods,
Arrives at a mansion of the night, faded letter in hand...

She knocks on the ominous manor's damaged door:

Villager: "Is anybody there?" (Maddie)

Butler: "My, do you need some help?" (Bunny)

Doll Girl: "WEL-come..." (Levi)

Doll Boy: "To our WON-drous mansion..." (Eren)

Maid: "Let me serve you tea" (Tooth)

Everyone gathers, and the guest is 'Appraised';

Master: "A meeting such as this, you know, must be fate!" (Jack)

Doll Lovers: "Then we will party! Party!!" (Eren and Levi)

"Let us welcome you!"

Doll Boy: "Hurry, hurrying" (Eren)

Butler: "Pour the wine!" (Bunny)

Maid: "Be merry, be festive!" (Tooth)

Lady: "Let us give a toast!" (Abby) ((you know who you are))

Doll Girl: "Are you ready??" (Levi)

Mistress: " Are we, indeed?" (Pitch)

"Then let us begin!"

You are the lead actress in this Crazy night,
All dressed up with a glass of wine,
Once, you're just dunk enough,
Won't you enjoy yourself so?
Sing, dance, make merry,
'Till the point of madness,
Enjoy a Happy Night!

The night after the banquet,
Something seemed amiss,
She went to sleep and awoke,
But morning never even came...

Doll Girl: "Shall WE..." (Levi)

Doll Boy: "Tell you a SE-cret...?" (Eren)

Doll Lovers: "Take a look at the clock..." (Eren and Levi)

The girl became scared,
And fled into a secret room
And opening the heavy door, she found...

"Jesus! Jesus!!"

A pile of coffins...

Mistress: "oh dear..." (Pitch)

Master: "So you saw it..." (Jack)

Doll Boy: "Danger!! Danger!!" (Eren)

Maid:"Don't be scared, please?" (Tooth)

Doll Girl: "Where are you going??" (Levi)

Butler: "Where, indeed?" (Bunny)

"Please, wait!"

You are the lead actress in this crazy night-
Is all according to script?
What, then, of tonight? What ending?
It's all up to you, you know
Search, look hard for a happy ending
But mess up the order, and it's all over
Does the true end lie in the coffins?
Ah, is it another Bad End Night?

Villager: "What can I do to get back home?" (Maddie)

Master and Mistress: "Once the play is over..." (Jack and Pitch)

Butler and Maid: "Then you shall return..." (Bunny and Tooth)

Villager: "The key to the Happy Ending..." (Maddie)

Villager: "Where has it ended up?" (Maddie)

Villager: "That coldly-glinting key..." (Maddie)

"...I fooound it."

I am the lead actress in this Crazy night,
Plunging a knife into your skulls
And once I've swung it just enough...
I began to enjoy myself so...

Run! Run! Run! Run for your life!
Forget the okay and the lines!
'Till the point of madness,
Break apart this Bad End Night

You are the lead actress in this crazy night
The cast and the stage are all gone
And with the story over,
Now, shall we all leave together?
Sing, dance, make merry,
Forget what's sweet and bitter
'Till the point of madness

Enjoy a Bad End Night

In the now-silent room,
A shadow gave a round of applause
"A good show you put on tonight..."
And it picked up the letter, weeping...