Jack: *Trying to lick Pitch's cheek*
Pitch: *Trying to push Jack off*
Maddie: *Watching Yaoi with bloody tissues surrounding her*
Jack: I just wanna lick yoooooooooou!!!!!!!!
Pitch: I don't want you to lick me!!!!!!! Now get off!!!!!!
Jack: Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr *Continues trying to lick Pitch*
Maddie: *Stops watching yaoi* Jack, you're drunk, go home
Jack: We are home
Maddie: Oh in that case, continue *Goes back to watching Yaoi* Omg Sebastain, you are a freaking HOT uke!!!!!!! *Has nosebleed*
Pitch: JACK!!!!!
Jack: PITCH!!!!!
Pitch: JACK!!!!!!
Jack: PITCH!!!!!!
Pitch: JACK!!!!!!!
Jack: PITCH!!!!!!!
Maddie: JUST GO HAVE SEX FOR FRICKS SAKE, IM TRYING TO WATCH MY BEAUTIFUL YAOI IN PEACE BUT I CANT BECAUSE OF YOU TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jack: Okie dokie *Grabs Pitch and drags him to the Bedroom*
Pitch: Wait, Jack!!!
Maddie: Better *Goes back to watching yaoi* Yuuuuuuuus
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