Maddie: *Starts playing the most badass song in the world for this occasion*
iPad: I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL!!!!
Colossal Titan: ALL I WANTED WAS TO BREAK YOUR WALLS
Everyone: Da Fuk?
Jack: I WANNA SEE YOU STRUT!!!
Pitch: *Starts strutting*
Jack: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY BUT OH WELL
Eren: *Bites hand* AUHGGGHHH, I DON'T HAVE A DICK
Levi: MY ANACONDA DON'T WANT ONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!!!
Everyone: Levi, wtf
Grell: SEBAS-CHAN!!!! LET ME LOOOVE YOU!!!!!
Everyone: Grell??
Sebastian: FUCK OFF GRELL, I'M HAPPY WITH MY YOUNG MASTER AND CLAUDE!!!
Ciel: FUCK YOU ALL, I ORDER YOU ALL TO DROP DEAD, except you Sebastian, you need to obey me some more
Sebastian: ;_; Why Young Master?
Alois: *Licks Ciel's ear*
Claude: *Being a creeper and creeping in the shadows*
Pitch: Hey, only I can creep in the shadows!!
Claude: Well guess what bish? I CAN ASWELL!! OOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!
Pitch: Losersaywhat
L: What?
Light: HAHAHAHA, HOLY SON OF A DEATH NOTE, HE GOT YOU L! THAT CREEPY GUY IN BLACK GOT YOU!!!!
Jack: WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON ANYMORE???
Maddie: LIFE!!!!!!
Leo: *Flys in on Happy the dragon* YOU ARE ALL MY BITCHES NOW
Undertaker: Lolnope *Laughs creepily*
Maddie: *Dies from everyone of her favourite characters being in one place*
Everyone: Oh...
L: *Looks at Light*
Light: IT WASN'T ME!!!!
Grell: *Reaps my soul* OMFG SHE HAS A TWIN!!!
Everyone: SHE HAS A TWIN?!?!
Grell: Yup, her name is Shadow...
William T. Spears: GRELL!!! MAKE OUT WITH ME K THANKS *Passes out*
Shadow: *Flys in on a Nightmare* YOU ARE MY BITCHES NOW!!!
Everyone: OKIE!!!
World: *Explodes*
Pitch: World, what have I told you about exploding?
World: That I shouldn't do it?
Pitch: Exactly
Universe: *Spontaneously combusts*'
Everyone: Oh
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Rise Of The Guardians On Crack
RandomIn this story I will just be writing random things about Rise if the Guardians. It might have Blackice, it might not. It might even have some anime or book characters in here, I guess you'll just have to find out what randomness lays in this book of...
