Crazy Friend: *runs over to where Bunny disappeard* Ohhhhhh MAGIC!!!! Look! Look COLORS!!!! FLOWER!!!!! PITCH ITS A FLOWERRRRR!!!!
Maddie: *Completely ignores the crazy friend and watches Pitch trying to touch the light but can't*
Crazy Friend: *runs over to Pitch, calmed down a bit* Lookkkk.... its a pretty, colorful, flower. * Smiles.*
Pitch: Jaja is a flower, he is Picpics flower
Crazy Friend: *hugs Pitch tightly* PITCH YOU ARE HUGGABLE!!!!
Maddie: *sighs and mutters* where are the guardians....
Pitch: I want Madmad *runs over to Maddie*
Crazy Friend: *runs and hugs Maddie* SHE IS OVER HERE!
Maddie: *Growls and storms into a different room*
Pitch: Madmad?
Crazy Friend: Maddie??
Maddie: *calls from room* Fuck off! *slams door shut*
Crazy Friend: *cries and looks at Pitch*
Maddie: *screams* IF THE FUCKING GUARDIANS ARENT HERE SOON I WILL COMMIT MASS MURDER
Crazy Friend: *continues crying*
Maddie: FUCKING GUARDIANS GET HERE NOW!!
Bunny: *pops up through a bunny hole with all the Guardians, including Jack.* I swear there was no crying when I left
Crazy Friend: *still crying*
Maddie: *Walks into the room and blinks a few times before going to comfort a crying Pitch*
Bunny: Okay, why are they crying?
Maddie: I got pissed off, screamed and slammed a door
Pitch: *still crying* Madmad
Maddie: Im sorry Pitch, im not gonna yell anymore, ok?
Pitch: *Nods and sniffles* Owkay
Bunny: I.... nevermind...
North: Wait... that's Pitch? Why is he behaving like a toddler?
Tooth: He's not really a threat anymore, its kinda cute...
* the silence of sandy........... *
Jack: *glares at Maddie* What did you do to him?
Crazy Friend: *runs around the Guardians* Look, Look, Look! SANTA AND THE TOOTH FAIRY, AND SANDMAN, AND THE EASTER BUNNY!!!! THERE ALL HERE!
Bunny: *points to me* Alright.... what did you do to this one Maddie?
Maddie: I didn't do anything to her, she did that to herself
Pitch: *Giggles and looks at Jack* Jaja!! Look Madmad, it's Jaja!!
Maddie: He may or may not have found my drugs...
Jack: * hugs Pitch * I'll deal with you later Maddie
Bunny: Alright then..... so what's wrong with her exactly?
Crazy Friend: Ohhh eggs, and paintsss. * tries to take Bunnys things. *
Bunny: Hey! Hey get out of there! Shoo! Go on, Get! * sigh frustrated * Did I mention I barley tolerate Jack! Let alone adults who behave like CHILDREN!
Pitch: *whimpers and cuddles into Maddie*
Maddie: Bunny, lower your voice please
Bunny: Er... * sighs * Sorry right, forgot..... So we know whats wrong with Pitch will wear off in dew time, but um.. what about the girl?
The Guardians: *staring at my crazy friend oddly*
Maddie: I'll take care of that *Clicks fingers and knocks her out and goes back to hugging Pitch*
Bunny: Alright then... that solves that I guess. So um... everyone Pitch is basically like a toddler for a bit until the affects wear off so in the meantime, if you interact with him, you have to treat him like you would a toddler basically. *shrugs*
Pitch: *Looks at Tooth and gasps* Pretty
Tooth: *giggles* Pitch, a fairy fan who would've guessed
North: This is.... a bit strange
Bunny: Nah, it's adorable mate * laughs a bit *
Pitch: *giggles and hugs Tooth* F-Fai-Fairy
Tooth: Aw * hugs back * Can we keep him like this?
Jack: *glares* No we can't.
Pitch: *Giggles again* Can we be fwends?
Tooth: Aw of course we can * smiles *
Pitch: *Squeals and claps* Yayayay
Tooth: Yay * does a twirl *
Pitch: *Laughs and claps* Fwend pretty, happy!
Tbc...
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