Pitch: 'is on the floor crying'
Maddie: 'Is on the floor crying with him'
Jack: Why are you crying?
Pitch and Me: ENDSTONE!!!
Jack: Yeah, it's a Minecraft block, and?
Maddie: 'goes up to Jack' It's not just a block, okay? It's a parody that has changed my life, YOU GOT ME!!
Pitch: Jerome, whhhhhyyyyy!? FUCK YOU ENDER DRAGON!!
BajanCanaidian (Or Mitch): Hey what's going on doods, it's Mitch or BajanCanaidian h-
Maddie: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DESTROY MY FEELS!!!!!
Pitch: MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED BY THAT SONG
Mitch: Well, at least Jerome is still alive IRL, right?
Pitch: WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO ANNOUNCE THAT MEROME IS REAL!?
Mitch: 'Blushing' Umm, well, I was, erm,
Maddie: Spit it out!!!
Mitch: Im scared people are gonna hate me because I'm gay!!!
Pitch: Oh
Maddie: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I'll stick with you, the Merome fan girls will stick with you and you still have your friends, I know they'll stick with you
Mitch: Thanks Maddie
Jack: TO CARRY OUR LOVE
TO THE ENDSTONE
WE WANT TO BASH SOME SKULLS
UNTILL OUR AXES DULL
REMEMBER OUR LOVE
IN THE ENDSTONE~
Me+Pitch: DIE MOTHER FUCKER!!
Mitch: Remember our love
In the Endstone
Yeah~
Maddie: 'in tears' It's so beautiful
Pitch: Teach me your ways
Mitch: We can't escape, from our fate
All alone, without my bro
Maddie+Pitch: 'bows down' We are not worthy
Jerome: Hey dood hey dood hey dood
Everyone: Jerome!?
Mitch: Jerome!! 'hugs Jerome'
Jerome: Aww, missed ya Biggums
Maddie: It's so beautiful, Merome all day every day
Pitch: You ship it too?
Maddie: Yeah
Jack: SkyloxMeromeJSBDVDHDKSNDGHDUXHDHDc
Me: SKYLOX!!!
Mitch+Jerome: 'Making-out'
Pitch: MEROOOOOOOOOME, YEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!
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