Maddie: WTF IS WRONG WITH ME!!
Jack: A lot of things
Pitch: Would you like a list?
Maddie: How about you shut up, anyway, it's one thing in particular
Pitch: What is this 'One thing in particular'
Maddie: I'm obsessed with depressed Leo Valdez fanfics
Jack: Ok, that's a bit weird
Maddie: I know!!! 'Starts crying'
Jack+Pitch: 'Look at each other awkwardly'
------After about 5 hours I finally stop crying------
Jack: Geez woman, pull yourself together, it's just an obsession, you've had loads of of obsessions before
Maddie: ITS NOT THAT SIMPLE!! I LIKE reading about my favourite character from Heroes of Olympus being depressed and stuff like that, ITS NOT NORMAL!!
Leo Valdez: Ummmm, should I be concerned?
Pitch: Probably
Maddie: WHY DO I LIKE READING STUFF LIKE THAT!?!?!? WHHHHHY?!?! 'Hasn't seen Leo yet'
Leo: HI PERSON, NOTICE MEEEEEE
Jack+Pitch: You have made a big mistake.....
Maddie: LEO?! LEO FUCKING VALDEZ?!?! THE REASON WHY THIS CHAPTER EXSITS?!?
Leo: Soooo, I'm gonna goooooo
Maddie: Fuck no your not, you are going to stay with me and I'll get Nico if you get lonely
Leo: MADDIE NO 'starts running'
Maddie: MADDIE YES, NOW GET OVER HERE 'starts chasing'
Jack+Pitch: Whale den
Pitch: That just happened
Jack: Wanna get drunk then make out?
Pitch: Sure
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