(Has Death Note spoilers)
((Don't ask about the image, just don't))
Pitch: HI PEOPLE
Jack: He still hasn't calmed down at all, just as crazy as always
Maddie: Why do you care for him anyway? You and him are enemies, right?
Jack: Well, we both know what it's like to be alone and no one deserves that
Light Yagami: HI
L: Why am I here?
Me: Hey Light, your name spelt backwards is 'Imagay' Haha, u so gay 4 L.
Light: I do NOT like L!!
L: You know you want this booty
Jack+Pitch: WELCOME!
Jack: Didn't both of you die? L got killed by a Shinigami and Light got shot and then Ryuk wrote your name in his death note, right?
L: How the fuck...
Light: We don't speak of our deaths, didn't you drown in a lake?
Jack: Yup, died saving my sister
Pitch: ARE YOU ARE YOU COMING TO THE TREE, THEY STRUNG UP A MAN, THEY SAY WHO MURDED 3!!!
Jack: PITCH!! We get it, you like Hunger Games now please shut up
Pitch: Meanie
Jack: I know you are but what am I?
Pitch: An even bigger one, ohhhhhh
Light: Apply ice to burn
L: Daym Pitch, nice comeback!
Pitch: YAAAY I feel so special
Eren in Titan form: 'crashes through wall' TITANSTITANSTITANSTITANSTITANSTITANS
Maddie: No Eren, go fuck Levi or something
Pitch: PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS!!
Jack: SHUT UP!!!! 'Strangles Pitch'
L+Light: Oh.
YOU ARE READING
Rise Of The Guardians On Crack
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