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Ready in 8 minutes Serves 2 people (but who are you kidding, you don't have friends.)
About
If you're anything like me, you've lost your will to live years ago! Nothing makes sense and nothing is worth it anymore.
But, how would you like to know, that there's something that is worth it! Do you want to know what that is? Gavera Coffee.
It's a deliciously nutritive coffee blend with fresh fruits and a hint of despair for extra flavour.
Before... I woke up, tired and unwilling to get out of bed, but ever since I started drinking Gavera Coffee in the morning, I now wake up tired and unwilling to get out of bed, but with one hell of a drink!
So come with me! I'll show you how to make this life-changing drink with just a few simple ingredients and about 8 minutes in the morning that you obviously don't have!
What's perfect about this recipe, is it makes two servings! You might think. "But Niri, I don't need to make two- I don't have friends" I know this... but hear me out! You can store this in a refrigerated area and when you come home regretting all your life choices you can take it out, add in an ice cube and enjoy will you cry yourself to sleep!
Ingredients
- 4 tablespoons of grounded Gave beans. - ½ cup Fresh Sodeh - ½ cup Fresh Miraa - 1 ½ cup Ter Milk - Tablespoon of Kerc sweetener - Fresh Ceveh leaves - Lots of despair.
Preparation
Prepare fruit. Wash and cut the Sodeh and Miraa then split the fruit into two separate piles and put one in the blender, mixing until thoroughly mixed then set aside.
Cook milk. Place the Ter Milk in a bowl and heat over a soft fire until bubbly.
Mix fruit and milk. Add in the blended fruits as well as the leftover chunks and stir until properly mixed.
Mixing. Place the grounded Gave beans in your serving cups then pour in the milk and fruit mix inside.
Sweetening. Add in Kerc sweetener because life is already bitter enough, as well as your sorrows and despair, then mix until thoroughly blended.
Aesthetic. Top with a few Ceveh leaves for no reason other than aesthetic and you're ready to serve!
Optional:Add in some ice to make it an evening drink!
Tips
You want to make sure to really have that lingering despair when preparing this or it won't be the same. Every few steps take a moment to look out your window into the city and dissociate for a while until you burn it all and have to start from scratch.
Hope you enjoy!
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I finished on time but forgot to add it in haha!
For this prompt I had to write out and invent a recipe. So I invented Alien Coffee!!
