Way number 18: Make a sparring event but make it so he's not allowed in. He'll obviously win but he can't if he's not allowed to participate.
Me: Hello people of Dreamland! Welcome to my first sparring event! It's a free for all and the prize?
(I lift a chest onto my lap.)
Me: 1,000,00 Dedede Dollars! So, get your weapons at the ready, my friends. And let's get to sparring!
(As people begin to spar, Meta Knight sits in the audience as he is unable to participate. He is sulking bitterly to himself.)
Me: Aaaaaaaaaaand our win is none other than the youthful Kirby of the Stars! Bravo! Excellent! Now for the finale! You will fight our special guest in the crowd..
(Meta Knight heard this and sat up, assuming he was going to fight Kirby.)
Me:None other than the brave, intelligent and powerful..
King Dedede!
(Meta Knight slumped back, all hope lost.)
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Ways to piss off Meta Knight
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