Ways to piss off Meta Knight

Way 37 to piss off Meta Knight

Way number 37: Give him a new pet! Without his consent!
I don't know what pet he'd like but maybe a pet Kirby.
It'd probably eat everything, that's the point.

Me: Here is your new pet!
(I give him a box with Kirby in it, he's a sleep inside. He's quite comfortable.)
Meta Knight: Why would you give me Kirby in a box?
Me: Because he's your new pet.

Or give him a Wolfwrath!

Me: Here you go!
(I pull a Wolfwrath on a leash. He takes a few steps back to distance himself from the beast. Wolfwrath attempts to scratch him. I yank his leash and it pulls his collar back, choking him. He yelps and I shout at him.)
Me: Bad Jerald!
Meta Knight: He's called Wolfwrath, not Jerald.
Me: He's your new pet.
Meta Knight: What? That thing will kill me!
Me: Well, I'll keep it then, it's so cute.
Meta Knight: If I die I'm haunting you.
Me: Fair enough.