Ways to piss off Meta Knight

Way 36 to piss off Meta Knight

Way number 36: Spreading embarrassing information about him. Perhaps tell people what he looks like or just make something up. I don't know. Something. I'll make something up because I'm sure loads of people won't be surprised by his appearance and we've already done that.

Me: Hey Tiffany.
Tiff: You know you can just call me Tiff.
Me: Meta Knight likes your full name much more than your nickname.
Tiff: Really?
Me: Mhm.
Tiff: I didn't know that.
Me: He likes you. A lot.
Tiff: Really?
Me: Yes, I wouldn't lie to you now, would I?
Tiff: Uh.. you have lied to me before so I wouldn't be so sure...
Me: You can trust me. When he is near you, you can tell how much he likes you.
Tiff: Oh, I didn't know he liked me in that way..I thought he saw me as a friend..
Me: No. He doesn't, Tiff.
Tiff: ....oh...
Me: He likes you more than that.
Meta Knight: No I don't!
Me: Yes ya do!
Meta Knight: No!
Me: Yes!