What number 104: Freeze all of thine-eth sweeties in a block of ice. Then, steal his sword so he may spend the next few hours staring at the block of ice in sugar withdrawal.
Bonus points given if you shove a watermelon in there and get Kirby to inhale it.
The evil mastermind behind today's evil scheme is Raid Shadow Legends (kidding..!)
Credits to Fandomlover2187 for their ingenious plan. Glad to have more masterminds aboard this train of pissing off a masked blueberry. Great stuff 👏
Me:Ok, we got the water?
(Y/n): Check!
Me;Got the sweeties?
(Y/n):Yup!
Me:Got Galaxia..
(Y/n):*Holding Galaxia* I think..
Me:I don't even know how you did that, but I'm not even gonna ask. Just, throw the sparky sizzle sword out the window.
(Y/n):Yoink!
Galaxia goes flying off into the distance.
Me:Now, freeze the sweets.
(Y/n):Yes boss!
{An hour later}
Meta:Where did I leave that-
He stares at the freezer. His eyes fade to a deep shade of crimson at the thought.
Meta:{Author}! (Y/n)!
The two scurry into the kitchen.
Me:Sir, yes sir!
(Y/n): (Saluting) What is your command?
Meta: Please tell me you didn't freeze the-
Me:I have no idea what you're talking about.
Meta: Let me finish..
Me:No, I don't think I will..
(Y/n):*Walks out of the room*
(Five minutes later, not at the castle.)
(Y/n):Meta has a surprise for you, Kirby.
Kirby leaves, heading off for castle Dedede.
(Five minutes later, back at the castle.)
Meta:*Prods ice cube.* Why?
Me:*Tied up* I'm the one tied up here! You don't have the right to ask questions, you pint-sized sugar-toothed, living-in-denial-that-he-likes-sweets-like-a-normal-person, egotistical blueberry!
Meta:I am not a blueberry and I am not living in denial.
Me: You sure?
Meta: Absolutely positive.
Me:If I gave you a sweet, you would either throw or give it away?
Meta: Yep.
Me:Denial.
Meta:No!
Me:Which would explain why you've ripped out the ice cube and are guarding it with a spatula. Yeah, denial.
Several denial-filled hours pass by and the ice cube melts. Kirby inhales it before Meta can have anything out of it. Ouchy.
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