Way number 28: This is pretty sick of me to do, but take his locket. What locket, you may ask? Well, he has a locket he received from his friend. His friend Jecra had to be slain because he was possessed by evil. Before he died, he handed Meta Knight a locket. Or something like that. I'm not too sure. I know he doesn't wear the locket, but he keeps it in his room, it's very well hidden. But, by the power of this illogical story, I have it in my hand right here, it is cold. Honestly, it looks rather pretty.
(Meta Knight is fretting because his locket has gone missing. He is hastily pacing around his room, searching everywhere. He can't find it because I have it.)
(He becomes distraught and frustrated all at once. He runs down the corridor and asks Dedede if he's seen it. I'm sure I'm gonna die. I made a fake version of the locket and I'll break it in two to scare him and make him freak out.)Me: Whatcha looking for, Meta?
Meta Knight: I'm looking for something important, it's very dear to me. I can't find it anywhere.
(I'm gonna get killed for this.)
Me: I really like this thingy, it looks pretty cute.
(I pull out the fake locket and let it dangle from its chain.)(At first he pays no attention to me but realizes it's the locket. He tries to grab it to no avail.)
Me: This is yours?
(I break the fake one into millions of tiny shards. I can see him tear up and fill with rage all at once. He viciously shouts at me with his eyes glowing a furious crimson.)
Me: You can have this if you want.
(I hand him the real locket and he stops shouting, then he feels bad for shouting at me for practically no reason.)
Me: Welp, cya
(I walk off as he pockets the locket and returns to his room, miserably.)
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Ways to piss off Meta Knight
HumorHello peeps! School sucks, right? Well, not this school, cause I'm gonna teach you how to piss off Meta Knight. :>