Way number 34: Ok, so it's apparent that Meta Knight can't cook, yes? Well, invite him onto a cooking show then. If he can't cook for the life of him then, he'll obviously lose in front of a crowd. Make sure it's on live TV, to give that extra embarrassment.
Me: Heyyy
Meta Knight: What do you want?
Me: There's a cooking show on and people can participate on it!
Meta Knight: Hmm..
(Meta Knight decides to go on it. Of course, he screws up and doesn't win. I don't even know who won. Who in Cappy Town can cook? Kawasaki can't..
Hmm...
Let's pretend I won.)
Me: Heh, I won!
Meta Knight: Congratulations.
Me: That means I'm Chef of Dreamland. Dedede might be king of Dreamland but I'm Queen of Taste. You and Kirby may be galactic warriors but I'm certainly the warrior of perfection.
Meta Knight: Why did you even invite me on if you knew you'd win?
Me: To humiliate you, fool.
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Ways to piss off Meta Knight
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