Ways to piss off Meta Knight

Way 20 to piss of Meta Knight

Way number 20: Keep mentioning that it's his birthday. He never celebrates it and it will eventually annoy him.

Me: Happy Birthday!
Meta Knight: I don't celebrate it.
Me: You should.
Meta Knight: I appreciate the effort but no, I don't and I shouldn't.
Me: I'm tryna be nice here.
Meta Knight: Like I said, I appreciate it but no, I'm not celebrating.
Me: Screw this and screw what you think.
(I threw the cake on the ground, bits of it land on his cape. He looks at the cake and sighs.)
Me: I try do something nice and it's not f*cking good enough.
Meta Knight: It's not your fault it's just..I don't celebrate things as insignificant as this.
Me: You should!
Meta Knight: No, I shouldn't. I think you forget that I'm 50,000. I don't celebrate that sort of event anymore, it's immature.
Me: What?! It's not immature!
Meta Knight: It is.
Me: Not!
Meta Knight: Please just leave, it seems we can't agree and I don't want to quarrel.
(I throw a balloon at him, it bounces off his cape. Then I walk off.)
(Meta Knight stares at the balloon and the crumbs on his cape.)