Ways to piss off Meta Knight

Way 88 to piss off Meta Knight

Way number 88: Give him a taste of his own medicine! 

Gosh this is going to sound like an advert or something..

Are you sick of that pesky blueberry borb giving you life advice for things you'll never experience Ever had a lonely swordsman give you an endless lecture on what is right and wrong because you split a cookie unevenly with Kirby? Ever been so bored that you set a house on fire and that irritating knight comes and lectures you on it like a grandad? 

Well, today is your day, my good friend, for those old days are long gone! 

We have found incriminating footage of the little hypocrite scavenging through the fridges of Castle Dedede, in desperate search of something to satiate his sweet tooth. Yes, the little bat-winged demon has a very toxic relationship with sugar and that's something you should now hold against him

Every time you see him lean into the fridge, begin a long and boring lecture of how they are bad for your health and they rot your teeth and give you diabetes. And, every time he tries to interrupt you, pretend you are his parent and then be like," AAAAAAAAAAHEEM!! I was speaking! Anyway,.."

Just look at these reviews from our satisfied customers!

ImNotKirbyYouSket's review:

Five stars! Works like a charm and never have I seen a more pissed off looking Meta Knight in my entire life! I am so grateful that this fake company exists!

ThatKingOfDreamland's review:

Finally, that blue little pest will stop stealing my slices of cake and blaming it on Kirby! I now know who took my cake and how to punish them!

KirboTheStarWarrior's review:

Ha ha funni man.  Button go brrr.

SpiddeddySpider's review:

Hey, can anyone help me find my bride to be? She left for milk a year ago and never returned. I can't wait to see our beautiful children.

ImNotKirbyYouSket responded: 

Hardcore simp.

As I said, you should definitely try this out for yourself if you don't want to be alive! :D