Kirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and-
Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING!
Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
Me: OH HELL NO AM I BEING LEFT HERE WITH YOU! I DESPISE YOUR BEING... You're lucky you're alive right now. *teleports everyone to the room*
Star Knight: Author-Chan, I know you are my creator- completely, but I have a request. DO NOT TELEPORT ME TO RANDOM AREAS WHILST I AM BUSY!
Me: Why? What were you doing that you were so 'busy'?
Star: Nothing to do with you or anyone/anything else. And why am I appearing as Star? *Tries to swipe at the name above her head*
Me: Cause it does. Anyway, we got our first dare, happy? From MochaWrites.
Star: No.
Me: *Teleports a book for her* NOW?
Star: No!
Me: *Shows her dare* NOW? Meta Knight and Galacta have got to unmask themselves!
Star: Hmm... no.
Kirby: Poyo- Star's just being silly because me and Galacta accidentally saw her-
Star: HKJDSHFKJDS. Saw nothing.
Me: MY KEYBOARD JUST-
Galacta: You're both so much more immature than I ever was. *Takes dare* No. No way in hell am I doing this.
Me: Yes, you are.
Star: If you don't. *Imitates dying*
Forever Sword: I can make that eternal.
Galacta: Fine... do I have to?
Me: *Holds up a cricket bat* I might not be the best at hitting the ball, but you're technically a ball so... yeah, I'm sure you'd make a much better target.
Galacta: Alright! You people are so stubborn!
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Me: 0w0 So cuteeeeeeeee!
Star: Look at Kirby.
Kirby: 0O0... POYO. SHE DOES LOOK LIKE ME!
Galacta: *Snatches mask back* No, I do not. Meta Knight's turn now. 😏
Meta Knight: Why must I do this?
Me: Cause I and the darer said so. Plus, you heard Star, she'll- well, her sword will kill you- and the darer will smack you. Isn't that right, Mocha?
Mocha: Of course!
Star: Where did you come from?!
Mocha: Ask her. *Points to me*
Me: He did it *Points to Flame* Ok, maybe I did it, but meh.
Sir Flame: What is wrong with you.
Me: Do not question me.
Star: Can you please just get over and done with this? I'm literally watching the screen type up every piece of text- this is just wasting our energy.
Me: Well- not like our tongues get tired.
Star: =_=. I-
Me: ARGH! METAHURRYUPORFACETHREESMACKS! Mocha has permission! You're not even my character so meh.
Galacta: Exactly. You'd better do it or I will! UwU. I approve of this smacking business if it mans doing it to someone else.
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Mocha: Thank you! Bye friends!
Me: Bye friend! I would say friends, but you're the only one asking and daring right now... and probably the only one reading this book... so...
Mocha: That'll change very soon! Bye-bye!
Me: Thank you! Bye! *Teleports her back to... her device to keep reading*
Kirby: This mask is a funny shape- how do you breathe, poy? *Holds mask to his face*
Star: Oxygen isn't in a fixed place. It travels everywhere.
Kirby: Aw, please? You do it too! You've got a mask! *Runs over*
Star: *Warps out of the way* No. I was not dared to do anything. So there.
Me: Meh. I got your pic anyway.
Star: W-
Me: HEHEHEHE. Ahem.
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Star: You evil woman!
Me: Me?! EXCUSE ME?! WAIT A SECOND... I'm your Author-Chan! You can't call me evil.
Star: I can and have.
Kirby: *Sneaks behind Star whilst Author-Chan and Star argue* Got it! Now I got two masks! *Hides masks* And they're gone!
Star: KIRBY! You cannot go around stealing things!
Kirby: I didn't. I hid them.
Me: He got you.
Star: I despise you.
Me: 0o0 Nooooooooooo! You can't.
Galacta: Lol. Star looks so young!
Me: Shush.
Kirby: Galacta, you said she was anyway.
Star: ):(
Galacta: '0-0
Me: Before someone dies, I'll just end this here and now! Sorry it was so late! But I got there eventually! Bye-bye! And keep daring or asking- don't be shy!