~Request 1~

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Me: *Yawns and checks clock* Where is everyone?

Flame: Probably in Castle DDD.

Me: OH HELL NO AM I BEING LEFT HERE WITH YOU! I DESPISE YOUR BEING... You're lucky you're alive right now. *teleports everyone to the room* 

Star Knight: Author-Chan, I know you are my creator- completely, but I have a request. DO NOT TELEPORT ME TO RANDOM AREAS WHILST I AM BUSY!

Me: Why? What were you doing that you were so 'busy'?

Star: Nothing to do with you or anyone/anything else. And why am I appearing as Star? *Tries to swipe at the name above her head*

Me: Cause it does. Anyway, we got our first dare, happy? From MochaWrites.

Star: No. 

Me: *Teleports a book for her* NOW?

Star: No!

Me: *Shows her dare* NOW? Meta Knight and Galacta have got to unmask themselves!

Star: Hmm... no.

Kirby: Poyo- Star's just being silly because me and Galacta accidentally saw her-

Star: HKJDSHFKJDS. Saw nothing. 

Me: MY KEYBOARD JUST-

Galacta: You're both so much more immature than I ever was. *Takes dare* No. No way in hell am I doing this.

Me: Yes, you are. 

Star: If you don't. *Imitates dying*

Forever Sword: I can make that eternal.

Galacta: Fine... do I have to?

Me: *Holds up a cricket bat* I might not be the best at hitting the ball, but you're technically a ball so... yeah, I'm sure you'd make a much better target.

Galacta: Alright! You people are so stubborn!

Galacta: Alright! You people are so stubborn!

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Me: 0w0 So cuteeeeeeeee!

Star: Look at Kirby.

Kirby: 0O0... POYO. SHE DOES LOOK LIKE ME!

Galacta: *Snatches mask back* No, I do not. Meta Knight's turn now.  😏

Meta Knight: Why must I do this?

Me: Cause I and the darer said so. Plus, you heard Star, she'll- well, her sword will kill you- and the darer will smack you. Isn't that right, Mocha?

Mocha: Of course!

Star: Where did you come from?!

Mocha: Ask her. *Points to me*

Me: He did it *Points to Flame* Ok, maybe I did it, but meh.

Sir Flame: What is wrong with you.

Me: Do not question me. 

Star: Can you please just get over and done with this? I'm literally watching the screen type up every piece of text- this is just wasting our energy.

Me: Well- not like our tongues get tired.

Star: =_=. I-

Me: ARGH! METAHURRYUPORFACETHREESMACKS! Mocha has permission! You're not even my character so meh.

Galacta: Exactly. You'd better do it or I will! UwU. I approve of this smacking business if it mans doing it to someone else.

 I approve of this smacking business if it mans doing it to someone else

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Mocha: Thank you! Bye friends! 

Me: Bye friend! I would say friends, but you're the only one asking and daring right now... and probably the only one reading this book... so...

Mocha: That'll change very soon! Bye-bye!

Me: Thank you! Bye! *Teleports her back to... her device to keep reading*

Kirby: This mask is a funny shape- how do you breathe, poy? *Holds mask to his face*

Star: Oxygen isn't in a fixed place. It travels everywhere.

Kirby: Huh?

Star: Nothing... T_T.

Me: *GASP* YOUWEREREADINGWHILSTEVERYONEWASWAITINGFORTHEUNMASKING?!

Star: What have I got to do with anything?

Kirby: Aw, please? You do it too! You've got a mask! *Runs over*

Star: *Warps out of the way* No. I was not dared to do anything. So there.

Me: Meh. I got your pic anyway.

Star: W-

Me: HEHEHEHE. Ahem.

Star: You evil woman!

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Star: You evil woman!

Me: Me?! EXCUSE ME?! WAIT A SECOND... I'm your Author-Chan! You can't call me evil.

Star: I can and have. 

Kirby: *Sneaks behind Star whilst Author-Chan and Star argue* Got it! Now I got two masks! *Hides masks* And they're gone!

Star: KIRBY! You cannot go around stealing things!

Kirby: I didn't. I hid them.

Me: He got you.

Star: I despise you.

Me: 0o0 Nooooooooooo! You can't.

Galacta: Lol. Star looks so young!

Me: Shush.

Kirby: Galacta, you said she was anyway. 

Star: ):( 

Galacta: '0-0

Me: Before someone dies, I'll just end this here and now! Sorry it was so late! But I got there eventually! Bye-bye! And keep daring or asking- don't be shy!

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