Kirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and-
Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING!
Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
Me: Wattpad kind of blocked me out again, but I think I've sorted the issue... if I'm ever gone for too long, check out my other accounts on Tumblr, Archive of Our Own and... I remember nothing else... but with that out of the way, here's the dare!
Dare: If you haven't already, please read this: https://makerofmadness.tumblr.com/post/659985241160695808/kirby-deciding-match-battle-royale
(Note: This is also MissUnpopularOpinion's Tumblr account, I suggest following them! :D)
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Star: Kirby's description is accurate, Bandana's is accurate, ahem Dedede's is accurate, Meta Knight is not completely shrouded mystery, but ok. This... Tron... person sounds quite... untrustworthy...
~Timeskip (Chapter 1)~
Meta Knight: Hmph. We've only read the first chapter and this Tron sounds a lot like Magolor...
Dedede: I sound so annoying to be around...
Bandana: It's kay, Great King! That's what you were like before, not now!
Dedede: At least I defended Bandana when he called him 'pint-sized'. Ain't none of you dees deserve something like that!
Star: This Tron person sounds interesting. I wouldn't be surprised if he backstabbed everyone, but to be able to create such a printer is quite impressive.
Kirby: I'm only mentioned as an annoying gumball that gets in Dedede's way!
Dedede: They're not wrong!
Kirby: Hey!
Me: That was a good first chapter. Anyway, guys, we have 9 more left. Next one!
~Timeskip (Chapter 2)~
Kirby: Wow, did I really just- ok. I think maybe I was too interested in food.
Dedede: EXCUSE ME?! A DEDEDE-FLAVORED CAKE?! Kirbs, don't you dare try to ever eat me!
Kirby: ... Kay...?
Meta Knight: ... *Facepalms* No wonder the entire world knows about... that...
Star: What? Your sweet addiction?
Meta Knight: Hmph.
Bandana: It's ok, Meta Knight, everyone has a guilty pleasure.
Me: Wow, Dedede I can't believe you built that thing in like, a day.
~Timeskip (Chapter 3)~
Star: That was so adorable...
Bandana: And that's how I became me!
Meta Knight: Burning Leo and Knuckle Joe as partners? That's the worst decision someone could make...
