Me: From, k_hix24, they want:
Request: I d e a! I dare All Dark Matter to babysit Kirby! And everyone else MUST allow it. I also dare Midnight to give me Shadow Kirby so my Dark Matter hord can babysit em' eh?!
Me: Sur-
Star and Meta Knight: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
Star: Dark Matter is the foulest of creatures! No way in... Star Dream's wrath would I let them babysit Kirby! He runs his own house, for Nova's sake! Why would he need a bab- KIRBY, NO! *Throws knife in the bin*
Meta Knight: Except Gooey. He is safe and harmless.
Gooey: :D
Dark Matter Swordsman: Besides, what's in it for us?
Me: I'll let you go around collecting votes for the Kirby ships for my book. That includes you two, Star, Dark Star.
Star: No.
Dark Star: *Makes a sour face* :P No, nya~! I don't wanna be shipped with anyone. I am a lone cat and that's that!
Me: A+ for rhyming, but Z- if you don't let me ship.
Dark Star: I'm not taking a test. Shadow Kirby can go with Dark Matter for all I care.
Dark Meta Knight: They'd better be ready then, because I agree as well.
Shadow DDD: Eh, what's the harm?
Shadow Kirby: W-what? You all want me gone?
Me: Just for a day sweetie, kay? *Makes puppy eyes*
Shadow Kirby: *Giggles* Okay, Author-Chan, but only cause I trust you. *Lets k_hix24 take him*
Me: As for you guys. *Teleports Kirby and Dark Matters to house* AHAHAHA- OH NOVA NOOOOOOOOOO!
Dark Star: WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!
Star: AUTHOR-CHAN YOU WILL SUFFER! THOSE DARK MATTER ARE THE EVILEST OF BEINGS AND YOU LITERALLY LET KIRBY BE IN THEIR CARE!
Meta Knight: How could you Author-Chan?!
Me: IT WAS A DARE.
Them: WE DO NOT CARE!
King DDD: Lol.
Us: WHAT.
King DDD: *Points to Star and Meta Knight* You two sound like a married couple, *Points to me* And you sound like someone who's objecting to their wedding.
Star: Your majesty, are you asking to put in your grave this early?
Me: YEAH?! I WOULD NEVER OBJECT!
Star: You will perish Author-Chan.
Me: Never!
Dark Star: *Covering ears* Nya~ why can't they be quiet...?
Dark Meta Knight: They're idiots, that's why.
Dark Star: No, they're worse...
Dark Meta Knight: You may be right this once, Gatita...
Dark Star: What?
Shadow DDD: Get used to it. Him and that light edgy guy use spanish in their sentences a lot.
Dark Star: If the light Meta Knight is edgy then this one is... whatever is five times that.
Me: *In the process of being knocked out* AHHHHHH! Oh- Continue asking or daring! See you next request! (We'll be doing a view of what happened to Kirby tomorrow- please check out k_hix24's most recent story, https://www.wattpad.com/story/269420136-dark-matter-babysit-shado-kirbo , to know what happened to Shadow Kirby!
YOU ARE READING
Ask or Dare Poyo?
FanfictionKirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and- Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING! Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
