Ask or Dare Poyo?

~Request 16~

Me: I read this beforehand, and I wish you guys the best of luck trying to come out alive, I mean I will but I dunno about you guys...

Star: If you brought any creatures from parallel universes or different dimensions, I promise you- your life will not have a happily ever after.

Me: Nah, but ok. Anyway, from k_hix24.

Me (k_hix24): "Hey! Guys! Guess what!" I pull out some sort of communicator. Me: "Oi Star Dream!" Star Dream: *Through C.M.R* "Yes?" I whisper something to Star Dream. Later~ Nova Knight: "I was called?" Star dream: *Through radio transmitter* "Begin Elimination process" Nova Knight: 'Nova_Knight.Exe running Elimination_Process-folder_.exe... ... ... ready for target input. _ _ _' Star Dream: "Targets 8. Meta Knight, Galacta Knight, Kirby, Star Knight, Dark Star, Bandana Waddle Dee, King Dedede, MidnightSnowFight" Nova Knight: 'Processing... ... ... targets acquired. Scanning... ... ...scan complete. Running Elimination_Process-folder.exe/Target 8... ... ...run complete. Ready to begin." Me: "I dare all of the people named to try not to be eliminated by Nova Knight here." Star Dream: "Begin Elimination process countdown" Nova Knight: 'Beginning Elimination_Process-countdown... 10...9...8' But before you have to escape Nova Knights elimination, yes, I would like to see what happens to the two darks.

Me: Okayyy!

~Back To What Happened Last Request~

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Dark Meta Knight: THIS TIME I WILL FINISH YOU OFF!

Meta Knight: I highly doubt that, but I am all for trying.

Kirby: POYO DARK STAR'S GONE CRAZY!

Shadow Kirby: Can you help us, Author-Chan?

Me: Nova Knight, you take care of the cat. I will take care of these two. *Proceeds to grab Star* This is my weapon.

Star: What... wait. WHAT?!

Me: Yep! *Throws her outside and she lands in the bushes* Thank you~!

Star: ¬_¬ This shouldn't be too hard...

Me: Keep thinking that! Anyway, Dark Star! S.I.T...

Dark Star: *Stops* I'm not your pet. 

Me: *Distracting her* SURE... I created you. Therefore, you're my creation, so whatever I say goes.

Dark Star: Oh, shut up. I'm better than you. I'm better than all of you! 

Me: *COUGH* If that were true, you would be able to pick up a sword.

Nova Knight: *Getting ready to trap her*

Dark Star: ¬_¬ I might not be able to pick up one of those stupid things... yet. But I can use my tail. That is a weapon by itself. It even knocked someone out when they tried to wake me up once. 😈

Kirby: Dark Star... you are really strange. And your alertness is bad.

Me: Couldn't have put it better myself. 

~Meanwhile~

Star: ... *Standing there*

Galacta Knight: You are definitely doing something.

Star: Thank you. I am. I am standing. Anyway, they'll get tired soon. No one can go on for eternit-

Dark Meta Knight: I WILL KEEP GOING AT THIS FOR THE WHOLE OF ETERNITY!

Meta Knight: Please do. I have nothing better that needs doing other than making sure you stop trying to kill everyone.

Galacta Knight: You were saying...?

Misty: I shall take care of t-

Star: Hahaha-no. No. I will take care of this. Stop Dark Star.

~Timeskip~

Dark Star: *Frozen in place*

Me: UwU.

Nova Knight: This is why people should not underestimate me. They suffer serious consequences otherwise.

Star: *Walks in* I told you it wouldn't be hard, Author-Chan.

Misty: *Eyes the two behind her* Master, what did you do?

Star: Something I wish I never have to do again. 

Me: Eeesh, your energy is so low. What the nova did you do?

Star: I used an attack which drains the user's energy. Anyway. What's wrong with the cat?

Nova Knight: She went berserk and is in timeout.

Me: *Snaps fingers and Dark Meta Knight is frozen as well* It'll wear off soon. 

~Timeskip (We've all gone to bed at Castle DDD, or in my case, in my special hiding place)~

Dark Star and Dark Meta Knight: *Unfreeze*

Dark Star: Nya~ that was uncomfortable... Aaand, now I do not know where I'm going! Grreat... and it's s-so dark...😧😨😨😱!

Dark Meta Knight: You can see in the dark, imbecile.

Dark Star: For your information, I have Nyctophobia (fear of complete darkness). I can't move if I trried... 😓😓😓😖😖😖. Even in Shadow DDD's Castle, the fire torches are still lit at night. 

Dark Meta Knight: I am not staying nor taking you with me. So you might as well face your fear. 

Nah, you're staying.

Dark Meta Knight: Don't you dare Author-Chan-!

I dare. Hehehehe. You're stuck here with the kitty now~! You'll thank me later.

Dark Meta Knight: Why the hell would I ever thank you?

You just did. You said, 'Thank you?' UwU. Now go to sleep. I'm tired.

Dark Meta Knight: Now I'm stuck here with a cat. What else could go wrong? 

Robotic Voice: Air conditioning will come on in 3... 2... 1... 

Dark Star: Seriously?! I only have fur to keep me warm, and it isn't even that thick! Cruel Author-Chan... this is going to be a verrry cold night.

~Timeskip~

Dark Star: *Shivering and purring*

Dark Meta Knight: *Drapes cape over the both of them* Perhaps she isn't so bad...

Dark Star: *Hides a smirk and flicks her tail on his face*

Dark Meta Knight: I take it back.

(Long story short we were all laughing at the two the following morning.)

~End of Last Request~

Me: Geez that was long.

Nova Knight: Now I shall eliminate you. *Eliminates me but I am still there* 

Me: Sorry bud, but if you destroy me, you destroy the book. And you can't destroy my precious book... so... sorry!

Nova Knight: *Starts to attack everyone else*

Star: This should get interesting... *Unsheathes sword*

~Timeskip brought to you by writer's block TwT~

Star: *Huffs and delivers one last blow before fainting*

Nova Knight: Ha! I win. UwU. 

Me: Yeah yeah. *Teleports him back to k_hix24 and I revive everyone* Keep asking or daring and we'll see you next request! I'll try and make an image of what we saw this morning when Dark Star and Dark Meta Knight were sleeping~!

Dark Meta Knight and Dark Star: NO! *Proceed to chase and attack me*

Me: I'M STILL DOING IT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!