Me: I AM CRYING SO BAD, WAAAAAAAAAAH!
Star: Oh, shush Author-Chan! The second I read is the second you wail your nonsense! Last time it was geography exams, what is it now?
Me: For your information, I think I did reasonably well on those exams, thank you very much! Anyway, we got a super duper long comment! I'M SO HAPPY.... WAAAAH!
Kirby: Don't cry Author-Chan! When you're happy you should smile!
Dark Star: Oh, please no. I hate your lots happy attitude, nya~ I finally escpaed that stupid torch. I do not want you people to be happy...
Me: Too bad, so sad! Right! *Teleports everyone in* We have an ask or dare for almost all of you. This excludes, Flame, Star, Magolor, Starla, Lila and Skyla. Better luck next time! ¬v¬ I'm so nice.
Galacta: Will you hurry? I was in the middle of an argument with Whispy woods and you just teleported me whilst I was making such an amazing point!
Me: Fine, fine! k_hix24, thanks for this! They are saying...
Ask: Kirby, Meta Knight: Hows it like being a star warrior? Dark Meta Knight: Are you ok? Like really do you need a hug? Galacta Knight: Are you a quote on quote "bad person" or just misunderstood? Dare: Dedede yeet yourself out the window! Galacta Knight assert dominance! Void, bring your dark matter fam(All dark matter that appeared in game) and kick the live outta everyone and everyone, let them do what they want to you!
Me: This person is so caring! Anyway, answer the questions in order plez.
Star: That isn't-
Me: Since no one is saying anything, you can begin... NOW! *Slams button*
Kirby: Being a Star Warrior is nice, poyo! But as the Warrior of the Stars I get monsters coming to fight me every evening. *AHEM* Dark Meta Knight *AHEM* But most of the time I just eat and sleep and play and train! I actually have a fixed routine that I follow now! Poy, I was told I have to take my... responsibilities seriously!
Meta Knight: To be honest, I don't do that much anymore except help Kirby train- duel Sword and Blade to make them better at fighting and read.
Me: Liar. You do more than that. You fight those people who think KIRBY CAN'T DEFEND HIMSELF *Glares accusingly at King DDD and Flame and Skyla* so that he doesn't get hurt.
Skyla: What did I do?
Me: I don't know. I just like glaring at random people. I get bored.
Star: You'll get used to it.
Skyla: Hmph. We'll see about that nuera.
Me: Anyway, carry on.
Dark Meta Knight: I'm completely fine! I do not need affection from you lowlives!
Me: *GASP* HOW DARE YOU *Proceeds to yell the hel out of him*
Star: We'll be right back after this...
~Timeskip~
Me: AND YOU BETTER BE SORRY OTHERWISE YOU CAN SAY GOOD BYE TO THE POEM I'M TYING TO WRITE ABOUT YOU. Really, it was harrrd to get the adjectives right. I haven't even started on the verses!
Dark Meta Knight: I still don't care.
Me: Yes you do. That's why you responded. k_hix24 You may give him a hug. *Teleports them here*
k_hiz24: (Unfortunately I don't know your character so I'll try my best) Aww. Don't be sad all the time...! We're all your friends! *Squishes him into a hug*
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Ask or Dare Poyo?
FanfictionKirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and- Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING! Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...