Me: This is an ask! AND EVERYONE WILL ANSWER! From MochaWrites, what is the most embarrassing thing you've done?
(A/N: Star and Meta had no luck in getting their masks back last request. LOL.)
Star: *Flushing and hides in cape* That is no one's business.
Galacta: *Smirks* You're thinking about when you-
Kirby: That was funny!
Me: Tell. Right now.
Star: No, I refuse to let anyone know anything!
Kirby: We don't! But for me... Oh! One embarrassing thing was when I thought I saw Shadow Kirby, and because I was so excited to see 'him' I jumped on him. But then I saw it wasn't him and 'payed dearly' afterwards. *leaves to find Meta Knight and Bandana*
Me: I have a good feeling I know exactly what happened... but anyway, carry on.
Galacta: Does knocking yourself out count?
Star: Yes.
Galacta: I was trying to prove to some idiots I wasn't bad at sword fighting, but my lance knocked me out.
Star: Partly because you were swinging it around carelessly. And I also banged my sword against it so it would perhaps fix your head to stop being so full of yourself... but unfortunately I made it worse. 0_0.
Me: Wow. Are you sure you're not enemies?
Star and Galacta: You created me/Star. You tell us.
Me: I created Star with her own will. So you tell me. But later. Carry on. I'm so late on this request... T_T.
Star: I am not going to say what the most embarrassing thing I have done was... because that is extremely personal. So keep your curiosity to yourselves.
Me: Can you just say something else then?
Star: So impatient... Oh- I was about to sneeze- and when that happens it's extremely dangerous because you inhale whatever is in front of you- and I inhaled a book. It was annoyingly a dictionary. I used to be very terrible at definitions when I was younger as well, meaning that it was an enormous surprise when everyone heard me spelling everything correctly- along with the definition.
Me: How is that embarrassing?
Star: I went through so many anti-curse and anti-hex spells that I almost died from pressure! Then I was all over the planet's stupid news! HOW IS THAT NOT EMBARRASSING FROM JUST SWALLOWING A DICTIONARY?!
Me: Oh. Next!
King DDD: I dunno. Maybe when Escargoon got my hammer and then whacked me in front of like... five people who would always tease me. I SWEAR WHEN I SEE HIM I WILL KILL HIM. He's been hiding ever since.
Sir Flame: There has never been an embarrassing moment in my life.
Star: *Coughs to cover laughing* T-That's an extremely colossal lie. I may have been trapped in an orb for a hundred years- but I saw everything that happened in Nightmare's base. It's his fault for placing my 'prison' where he could watch over me. He forgot I could literally see everything from the top of the building.🤦♀️
Me: Fill in for him then.
Star: Ok. And Flame, you really need to work on your lies... but anyway...
Me: Exactly. And I know everything since I created you. So stop lying. (A/N: I literally just watched some miraculous videos where Lie-la was lying at the wrong times >U< LOL)
Star: *Thinking* Oh! I know one. *Smirks* I was trying to prevent those annoying barriers from regenerating, and Nightmare was just cackling at how I couldn't. He then ordered Flame to higher security- in fear I might escape, even though he never showed it- and Flame accidentally removed the orb from existence. He freed me. Nightmare unfortunately caught me before I even realised anything and put me back into my prison. Flame received a very severe punishment.
Galacta: Good, Kirby. Bandana and Meta are here.
Me: Ok, I'll translate for Bandana then.
Bandana: *Making clicks on the floor with his spear*
Me: Waddle Doo was being extremely impatient and kept throwing orders around to me- he think's I'm the most responsible so he has to give me more chores, although that's going to make the others lazy, but anyway- he said to "Get the King tea." And added, "Make his bath too." but because the other waddle dees were being noisy- (A/N: Waddle Dees have their own language too!) and I mixed up what he said. I went to the kitchen and made the tea- but poured it in the bath and literally pushed the king in out of impatience. He was so slow! Then he screamed because the tea was still eighty degrees or something...
King DDD: So it wasn't your fault? Lemme find the stupid Waddle Doo... *Stomps off*
Me: Thank goodness none of the other characters have been introduced, otherwise it'd be chaos... but meh. Meta Knight, you are next and are not leaving till you speak! And I'll give Star and your mask back then. :) I'm so sly.
Star: You are such an annoying human!
Me: Really? Say that to my friends they'll laugh at you. I am not annoying. *Halo appears on my head* See!
Star: *Not convinced. Not even a millimetre... :(*
Meta Knight: What do you even want me to do?
Me: *Smacks my forehead* You have to... er... wait! *Reads dare all over again* So! From MochaWrites, what is the most embarrassing thing you've done? Easy enough.
Meta Knight: I was training someone because Sir Arthur was having a bad day and couldn't be bothered to to it himself... and then they knocked me out for several days after doing an extremely powerful sword beam. I have never passed out in that way before.
Me: Who was it?
Star: Author-Chan, we've all done what MochaWrites said to do, so can you give me my mask please?
Me: Meh. But who knocked you out?! They musta been really strong- wait! *Looks at Galacta suspiciously*
Galacta: You and me both wish it was, but it wasn't.
Kirby: Aw... Star, do you know?! *Look at Star eagerly*
Star: I do not know that person... because it was me.
Me: Wow. Just wow. How powerful did I create you to be?
Star: Very. I can even wipe someone from existence, so be careful around me. 0w0
Me: With that being casually said like it's normal... please continue to ask or dare! See you later!
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