~Request 32~

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Me: Dare! From k_hix24.

Dare: I dare Dark matter to use Dark Star as a tennis ball!

Dark Star: *In the middle of sleeping* Nya~ *Purring*

Dark Nebula: Aww, but I don't want to disturb her. She's purring. 

Me: Fulfil ze dare like dey asked!

Dark Matter Swordsman: No problem! I never liked her anyway. She's annoying and infuriating.

Me: They're basically synonyms of each other bu-

Dark Mind: DON'T CORRECT MY CHILD.

Dark Matter Swordsman: For the last, friggin-

Kirby: Fr-

Star: *Covers his mouth* Kirby, if you say that, then your... 'Star Ally' will be destroyed, you don't want that so don't say that word.

Kirby: 0-0 Ofay!

Dark Matter Swordsman: Call me your son and I'll slap you. 

Me: *Gives them tennis rackets* Start!

~Timeskip~

Dark Star: Haha~! You guys are so funny. None of these dares do anything to me~! Nya~ you're all losing to me.

Zero: *Huff* This is exhausting!

Me: You don't have arms...

Zero 2: WE'RE WASTING OUR PSYCHIC ENERGY!

Me: Oh.

Dark Star: Nya~ I'm getting bored. *Pounces on the floor* 

Kirby: *Throws water on her* Shhhh... *Slinking into the shadows again but it's too dark so he runs out*

Dark Star: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! *Shakes water off and her fur goes poof!* Arghhh...

Me: *Stuffing my hand in my mouth to stop laughing*

Star: Oh nova.

Dark Star: Hmph! *Goes into the next room*

~Timeskip~

Dark Star: Finally... *Comes out*

Shadow Kirby: You took ages...

Dark Matters: *Huffing still* HOW DID YOU ENJOY THAT?! WE WENT THROUGH SUFFERING!

Dark Star: Cats find anything amusing. Except water. Water is the ENEMY. Besides, I told you ten times. You can't dare me to do anything that will make me suffer. 😹😹😹

Me: LKJDAHDKJAJ- I'M GOING TO SLAP YOU. HMPH. Continue asking or daring! Bye!

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