Star: *Sitting on the sofa and reading*
Magolor: So, I dunno who you are. Who are you?
Star: Star Knight. Pleasure to meet you Magolor.
Magolor: 0-0 How do you know me?!
Me: Se knows a lot. Don't worry about it. *Teleports everyone into room* We have an ask. WHICH WILL BE ANSWERED AND NOT SKIPPED.
Star: Depending on how you are acting, I assume this is not very pleasant?
Me: Very good. Anyway, you might wanna go...
Galacta: Why would she?
Me: *Coughs very exaggeratively* Cause of the ask...?
Star: Let me take a look... *Reads* I'm going. Now. *Warps*
Kirby: Can I seeeeeeeeee...?!
Me: Of course! *Magnifies the ask and puts it on screen*
King DDD: Who is this MochaWrites?!
Me: The asker...? You know what, no. I want Star to suffer. *Teleports her there*
Star: *Sneezes* Author-Chan, if you need me you're supposed to send my sword. Not use your dust thing...
Me: Meh. Anyway, MochaWrites asks: Ask, Meta knight do you have a crush on star hmmmmm 🤔.
Dark Meta Knight: I did not come here to know stupid things.
Me: Language. And you're gonna stay.
Shadow Kirby: Why would Meta Knight want to destroy Star Knight? She's so nice!
Star: Thank you, Shadow. But this doesn't mean destroy, unfortunately. Although I would rather it was than this...
Galacta: Can I just say-
Star: YOU HAVE NO SAY... AT ALL.
Galacta & Star: *Bickering in a corner of the room with none of us listening*
Kirby: I think Meta Knight is frozen.
Me: No, he's fine. He does this a lot. Especially in awkward situations.
King DDD: Go on then, I've got a scheduled meetin' with the Mayor. Something about water...
Magolor: Yeah, go on Mety- no one'll laugh. *Already sniggering and receiving death glares from Meta Knight*
Sir Flame: You are all so immature.
Me: KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT! NO WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH BECAUSE YOU KILLED ONE OF MY CHARACTERS BEFORE THEY EVEN GOT INTRODUCED... T_T
Meta Knight: ... Perhaps...
Everyone else: *Takes it as a yes*
Shadow Kirby & Kirby: *GASP* YOU WILL NOT DESTROY STAR!
Star: Shadow! Kirby! You can't just start attacking people from the middle of nowhere! And Kirby, please take out my sword. *Annoyed*
Kirby: But Meta Knight said he wants to destroy you!
Star: And you think I can't stop people from destroying me? Kirby. I was your teacher. So how powerful do you think I am? *Not paying attention to the context and we're all laughing silently*
Galacta: You're hopeless Star...
Star: ¬_¬ You're not any better. I have several reasons to point out how you are hopeless in everything.
Me: OH FOR NOVA'S SAKE ARE YOU NOT LISTENING TO THESE GUYS AT ALL...?!
Star: No! Why should I?!
Me: I think I made you too prideful... meh. That's my fault. Which I won't admit any further... but basically-
Galacta: YOU ARE ALL SO ANNOYING... *Shaking Star violently* METAKNIGHTADMITTEDHELIKESYOU! Understand?
Star: *Processing what just happened* Very well... *Leaves*
Magolor: She took that well.
Starla: She's strong-willed...
Galacta: I promise you, she's probably having a mental breakdown. But she'll be fine. Any more dares or asks? Why didn't Mocha ask if Star likes Meta Knight back? *Pouts* That would've made everything much more amusing.
Shadow Kirby and Kirby: *Now understand what's going on and are giggling*
Me: Annnd, Galacta's request could go through, who knows. But for now, see you all next request! Galacta, please help Star keep her sanity under control. Bye!
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Ask or Dare Poyo?
FanfictionKirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and- Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING! Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
