Ask or Dare Poyo?

~Request 34~

Me: We got an ask from k_hix24! They ask:

Ask: I ask of Dark Matter... can you teach me the Dark Matter ways?!

Dark Crafter: But of course!

Zero and Zero 2: ??? Why would you want to know about Dark Matter stuff?

Me and Star: It's better than asking Meta Knight or Galacta Knight how to become and be a star warrior.

Star: They would go on for hours... it would be torture... *Shudders*

Them: ¬_¬

Dark Nebula: Of course! Right, KIDS GO AWAY. NOT NICE STUFF IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN. The adults can stay cause they've been through war trauma and seen a lot of murders. 

Me: Eh. I can stay because... yeah. 

King DDD: Welp, bye bye! *Runs off with kiddies*

Me: YOU'RE NOT A CH-

King DDD: *Pokes head round the door* I don't like Dark Matter. I've been possessed in like, every game.

Me: THE FOURTH WALL. *Grabs cement and chucks it there* 

Fourth Wall: ... *Stuck and can't break UwU*

Me: Anyway, carry on. UWU.

Dark Mind: Okay! First things first. The Dark Matter. *Creates Dark Matter*

Dark Crafter: Dark Matter is our soul. Erm... Nebula?

Dark Nebula: ... Ahem, so. Dark Matter is our soul, and also is a... creator of our powers. Dark Matter Swordsman...?

DMS: NO. I said NO SO NO.

Dark Nebula: Pleaseee?! 

DMS: No.

Dark Nebula: Fine. Yesterday DMS said that even if-

DMS: KJDSF- SHUT UP. Fine.

Dark Nebula: UwU. Anyway, DMS...!

DMS: Hmph. *Yanks a bit of himself off*

Me: WAT.

Dark Nebula: Darky here is made of Dark Matter, like the rest of us. Our power is Dark Matter, soul is dark matter, physical form is dark matter- but not all of us, for example, Gooey or me, can just rip ourselves apart. Lol, R.I.P. 

Zero: ...

Zero 2: Nebula.

Dark Nebula: Oops, sorry. Have to get back into serious character. Anyway, there is, *huff* A- whole- spell- book- *Drops book* Oof, this is heavy. DMS help me!

DMS: No.

Dark Mind: Help her.

DMS: You can boss me around, old man.

Me: Ouch.

Dark Mind: OLD?! NIGHTMARE IS LIKE, 34985 YEARS OLD! I AM 12426 YEARS OLD! Hmph! Old man...

Dark Nebula: ONE OF YOU IDIOTS HELP ME.

Gooey: Goo! 

Zero 2: WHY ARE- Oh yes, you're a dark matter creation...

DS: Nya~ you're forgetting you're own kind.

Me: I for-

Star: Don't even think about finishing that sentence off unless you want to be pestered every five seconds.

Me: Good idea...

Dark Nebula: Anyway, you can have this spell book. *Teleports a copy of the spell book to you* And try to practise Dark Magic if you like! If you have Light Magic, then it won't work, because you have to be a fully fledged dark. :( But still try! I'm sure you can do it! :D

Me: Cool. And anything else?

Dark Matter Swordsman: Yes. ATTACK THEM! *Sends Dark Matter after us*

Me: WHAT?! *Hides because I'm helpful*

DS: Aww, so cute!

Dark Matter: ??? No! I'm scary! *Makes angry face*

DS: *Starts batting it around with paws* Nope, this is adorable!

Dark Meta Knight: *Using a dark magic sheild and standing there*

Me: Wow, so productive. XD.

Star, MK and GK: *Fighting*

Me: ¬_¬ Can't you befriend the Dark Matter or something?

Them: *Stop fighting for a spilt second* 

Star: *Laughs* Even if we tried they would possess us.

Dark Matter: BESIDES WE AIN'T WANNA BEFRIEND THEM!

Me: Oh. I can fix that! 

Dark Matter: DON'T YOU DARE PLACE A NICE SPELL ON US!

Me: I'm not planning to. *Snaps fingers and everyone is back to normal* (Why was I gonna write 'back to school'? XD)

Kids: *Run inside* PLAYTIME!

Me: Lol.

Dark Star: *Bats the Dark Matter ball into a portal* I don't know where that leads to but I don't care. Nya~ what are we going to do now...?

Me: WHATEVER WE WAN- Just kidding. Continue asking or daring! Bye!!!