Meta Knight: ... I didn't realise you were back, Author-Chan...
Me: I didn't know if I could be back TwT... BUT I AM HAHAHAHAH-
Meta Knight: And unfortunately your ridiculousness has returned as well...
Star: Correct.
Me: *Teleports everyone into the room* HEY BESTIES!
Everyone except you know who: AUTHOR-CHANNNNNNNN!
Magolor: IT WAS HORRIBLE! STAR WAS IN CHARGE ALONG WITH KING DEDEDE AND META KNIGHT, IT WAS TERRIBLE!
Me: ... Wat-
Kirby: No it wasn't! You got cake every day!
Me: Oooh~ being nice behind my back, are we Star?
Star: ... Silence.
Bandana: It was nice! Don't pay any attention to what Magolor says! It's only because he lost an argument on whether the Lor Starcutter was better than the Halberd.
Me: What? The Halberd won?
Lor Starcutter: The Halberd's wires and parts are not messed up like how Magolor leaves mine. I sided with the Halberd.
Starla: Ah... the sadness of your ship abandoning you.
Magolor: ...
King Dedede: But it was nice.
Dark Star: It was lovely, purrrr... I napped with no Author-Chan teleporting me everywhere...
Dark Meta Knight: It made no difference that you were gone.
Dark Star: He's kidding. He missed you. You should have heard him sometimes, 'Why the hell isn't Author-Chan to stop these idiots from conjuring up whatever they want?!'
Dark Meta Knight: Oh shut up. I said nothing of the sort!
Dark Star: Darku you can't lie. That's unbecoming of the Lord of Mirrors.
Dark Meta Knight: Whatever.
Me: Awww... sugar the dare- ehehehe- Shadow Kirby?
Shadow Kirby: I missed you too by the way! And the dare is from... espinaca444! They dare...
Dare:-
(OH MY LORD I SPELT DARE AS DATE BY ACCIDENT! AND IT MAY AS WELL BE BECAUSE OF THE DARE LOL-)
Shadow Kirby: ...
Me: Sorry!
Dark Meta Knight: *chuckling*
Dark Star: Laugh at Shadow again and I'll slap you.
Dark Meta Knight: ... You told me to be more 'happy'. Your fault.
Dark Star: Don't try to be smart when you know you're stupid-
Me: SHUSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJSFHKJDSHF-
Shadow Kirby: ... The dare is-!
Dare:-
(OH MY LORD I SPELT DARE AS DATE BY ACCIDENT AGAIN!)
Star: Shut up please.
Shadow Kirby: Thank you! The dare is-!
Dare:
I dare that star and meta knight kiss in front of everyone.
Star: ...
Meta Knight: ...What.
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FanfictionKirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and- Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING! Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
