Me: Okay! We have another dare! EHEHEHEHE- Sorry.
Dark Meta Knight: ... Can we not do anything since I still feel... kksaljdak.
Dark Star: That's not an adjective... or even close...
Shadow: I doubt you'll have to do anything anyway, it might just be a dare for Star. She's not got an-
Star: Don't jinx it.
Dare: Dark meta! I dare you to be human to!!! And stap being a complainin' d*ck cuz now you suffer the gender bend stick! B O N K.
Dark Meta Knight: Wait... WHAT?! *POOF* I HATE HUMANS!
Me: Too bad, so sad. :P (Geez WHY IS HE SO TALL I FEEL SO SHORT :(... WAAAAAAH- OH. He hasn't noticed. HEHEHEHEHE.)
Kirby: Woah, you're taller than everyone now!
Dark Star: Humans are freaky. I'm going to sleep.
Me: EXCUSE-
Dark Star: I can just about bare with you.
Me: Better. U_U
Shadow Kirby: 0o0 Dark is so tall!!!
Me: JGKGHJGKGHJ!!!!!!!
Star: What is it?
Me: Dark this should makeyour sickness go away. *Smirks and does another snap of the fingers B)* (By the way I tried snapping my fingers on the left hand, and I regretted it so much, it hurt like... My Demons... (Song ref) XD)
Dark: What did- why am I- KJFSSAKJJFDKSADA! YOU'VE MADE ME INTO A... I'm not even going to bring myself to say it...
Dare: AHAHAHAHA! Dark meta! I dare you to be human to!!! And stap being a complainin' d*ck cuz now you suffer the gender bend stick!
Me: NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EHEHEHEHE- It kinda is, but it's the dare's fault. It existed, and it's not k_hix24's fault because it was a dare, which existed anyway. UwU. None of that makes sense, but basically it's the dares fault, not mine or k_hix24's
Star: Why do people want to make gender-bent versions of them?
Me: IDK. :D They just do.
Dark Star: I don't like it.
Me: Your opinion doesn't matter yet. Lol. Continue asking or daring!
Dark Meta Knight: Fix. Me. Now.
Me: ¬_¬ FINEEEEEEE. *Turns him back to normal*
Dark Star: Better. Only Author-Chan is human here. We don't need more humans. :)
Me: Lol, say that when you're turned into one. Star where do you think you're going?!
Star: I am not needed in any of these dares. I may as well be productive.
Me: Don't you start a Revenge of Star Knight.
Dark Star: She doesn't waste her time building a massive ship though.
Meta Knight: Neither do I. I have nothing else to do other than patrolling, but Sword and Blade take care of that. There is rarely any threats in Dreamland.
Me: AHEM. Continue asking or Daring! Bye bye! Next chapter will be the last one for gender-bent Meta Knight. Oooh~ also, k_hix24, says, Dark Matter Swordsmen Dark Nebula Go! F U S I O N
Them: EUGHHHHHHHHHHHH-!
Dark Nebula Swordsman: TURN US BACK TO NORMAL RIGHT NOW!
Me: No. You have to suffer for one more chapter. UwU. STAR GET THE SNAP BACK HERE! I don't care if no one's asking or daring you anything stupid, but you stay. King DDD isn't saying much, but he's still here.
Star: He is?
King DDD: AUTHOR-CHAN! META WANTED TO KILL ME FOR WHAT I SAID LIKE THREE CHAPTERS AGO!
Me: It's not your fault they do act like a couple- oh nova, CONTINUE ASKING OR DARINGI'M GOING TO DIG MY GRAVE! :((((((((
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FanfictionKirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and- Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING! Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
