Me: Okay! k_hix24 I think they dare, I'm certain, in fact. Anyway, they dare.
Dare: Meta! Become human for 5 chapters! Also... For being a edgy prick, you shall suffer the gender bend stick! Bonk. Meta's a girl for 3 chapters.
Meta Knight: I dislike all of you.
Me: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OH GOD I CAN'T- YOUR ACCENT- *Wheezes and managed to choke out* Female spanish accent... KJSAJDKA- *Uses a paper bag* PLEASE.
Meta Knight: Do not laugh you...
Kirby: Yes...? :3
Star: *Trying not to snicker* Kirby, don't.
Galacta Knight: *Comes in* What's going on...? Why is Star laughing? She rarely laughs.
Star: *Triggered* I. Am. NOT. Laughing.
Me: It's Meta Knight. *Laughs again* Sorry, it's just. LKDSSHFKJSAHFKJS *Is laughing too hard, here and in real life* TALK META.
Meta Knight: *Turns the other way and shakes head*
Galacta Knight: *Unamused* Did you take his voice away?
Me: Her.
Galacta Knight: Are you all feeling well?
Star: Okay, you've had yo- THREE CHAPTERS?!
Me: Yep, three chapters. Oh wait, what? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Star: 0-0. This just got uncomfortable... and very unamusing.
Galacta Knight: What is going on?!
Meta Knight: ...
Shadow Kirby: HELP!!! SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH DARK META!!! :(
Dark Star: Oh, calm down, it's just a cold. Author-Chan do you- why is Star laughing?
Star: Do you all need a slap?! Okay, maybe too far. DO YOU NEED YOUR BODY SLICED IN HALF?! Much better.
Dark Meta Knight: Ugh... I swear you've poisoned me...
Me: *Glasses appear* Explain your pain.
Dark Star: 1. He threw up all over MY KITCHEN! I am still angry about that- 2. Apparently his insides burn like... fire...? Aaand, 3. HE THINKS I POISONED THE FOOD! *Steam actually comes out of her ears* Nya~ I did not do so!😾😾😾😾😾😾😾.
Me: Oops... it might be because... uh... Meta Knight...? Is... uhm... hehehehehe.
Star: Are you really just going to laugh?
Me: HEH. YES?!
Meta Knight: *Still refusing to talk- or even glance at us :(*
Galacta Knight: Oh, come on, Mety. It can't be that ba-
Meta Knight: DO. NOT. CALL. ME. METY! *Shrieking*
Me: WELP.
Galacta Knight: ... Sir Arthur said your temper was bad... but that's ridiculous, you sound like a five-year-old girl screaming for sweets. Uh... no offense, Star.
Star: Why would I be offended? I never had time to complain. I did work.
Dark Meta Knight: Tell me what the nova is wrong with my copy or I'll pulverise you all to the ground! *Coughing*
Me: Lol. You sound so old. Sorry. Anyway, Meta Knight is a-
Kirby: Oh for nova's sake- META IS A GIRL.
...................
Galacta Knight: You are all crazy. He is a male.
Star: If you had an ounce of common sense, you would've checked the dare.
Everyone: *Looks at the dare*
DMK: WAT. I AM NOT GOING THROUGH THAT STUPID IDIOTS PAIN AND SUFFERING! I'LL MAKE SURE THAT STUPID READER IS- *Coughs*
Dark Star: 😹😹😹-😇😇😇 Sorry. Author-Chan...? Can't we fix Mr Edgy? He's acting like a seven-year-old.
Me: Sorry, I can only fix him after three chapters... Continue asking or daring! Bye bye!
Meta Knight: This is absolutely humiliating... even worse than when you people see me unmasked.
Me: Does that mean we can do it all the time then? (Unmasking I mean*
Meta Knight: NO.
Star: 😆😆😆
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Ask or Dare Poyo?
FanfictionKirby: Hewo! I mean- Hi! This is an ask or dare book for the readers who have questions and dares for me and my friends! There'll be fun stuff too! Unmasking and- Galacta & Meta Knight: NO UNMASKING! Star Knight: Whatever you ask or dare, we'll...
