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I literally have no clue what I'm doing but enjoy!
Urata: *is driving and sees sign*
Urata: Road work ahead? Uhm yeah. I sure hope it does.
Senra: What do you have there?
Shima: Oh you know, boy's got his free taco -
Shima: *falls and drops taco*
Senra: *wheezes*
Amatsuki: WHY AREN'T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!
Mafumafu: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
Luz: I love watching the waves.
Nqrse: I'm in love with you Luz.
Luz: *Runs away with confused screaming*
Mafumafu: *blows kiss at Soraru*
Soraru: *Catches it*Aw thanks.
Soraru: *puts the kiss in a blender and turns it on*
KuroNeko: Never fear Sou! I'll save you!
Eve: Wait I got this!
Eve: *whacks Lon and carries Sou away bridal style*
Sou: My hero!
KuroNeko and Lon on the ground: Aw they're so adorable
Senra: How much money do you have?
Sakata: 69 cents
Senra: Ha! Know what that means!
Sakata, sobbing: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets
Sou:*scares Wolpis*
Wolpis: STOP! I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROSSIANT!
Mafumafu with a stick in hand: DON'T FUCK WITH ME I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE! AAAAAAAA
Bonus because yes
Sou: Eve-San? Are you still mad?
Eve: *sighs* No, I can't stay mad at you forever.
Sou: But I ate your family...
Eve: Don't worry. They were the salty mushrooms anyway.
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
