Guys my funny bone cracked
Shima: You're going to let me live?
Sakata: Yeah. I don't think Ura-San would want me to become a murderer.
Urata in prison: Kill the rat.
Wolpis: WHY AREN'T THERE SUCH THINGS AS ADULT PLAYGROUNDS?! LIKE PLAYGROUNDS BUT ADULT SIZED.
Ivudot: Theme Parks.
Wolpis: But you have to pay for those!
Isukubro: That's the adult part.
Wolpis: ....Son of a bitch.
Soraru: We can't lose, because we have this *points at his chest*
Mafumafu & Sakata: Your heart?
Soraru: What? No. I meant me. I'm going to win this for us.
Sou: What's E-Eve-San's type again?
Natsushiro: Short, brown hair, blue and big eyes, oblivious, stutters a bit, wears a lot of oversized clothing.
Sou: Haha, t-that sounds like me. E-Except it can't be because E-Eve-San hates me.
Tachibana: Did he mention oblivious?
Sou: Yes.
Tachibana: Oh alright. Just making sure.
Part two of KuroNeko and drinks
KuroNeko: I like my people the way I like my tea.
Lon confused: Short? Polite? Handy?
KuroNeko: In a bag under water.
Kashitaro: I found a fake ID card in your bag today when I was snooping around, Um, Checking it.
Sou stares down at the floor.
Kashitaro: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you have a fake ID
Sou mumbling it
Kashitaro: Come on Sou-Kun. You can say it to me.
Sou, mumbling louder: You have to be 18 years or older to pet the pets at Petco....
Senra: Gentle reminder not to eat too much candy before you go to bed.
Shima: No.
Senra: This was a gentle reminder yet your words of defiance fill me with an ungodly rage.
Detective AU be like
Senra to Luz and Soraru: Shaggy, Scooby, you go check the upstairs.
Soraru to Eve and Sou: You two angels, you go check the basement.
Soraru: And who are you supposed to be? Freddy?
Senra: Bitch no, I'm Daphne.
Eve: Do you have a word of advice on marriage?
Kashitaro: Marry someone who can cook. Looks go away, hunger does not.
Mafumafu: Thanks mom.
Everyone:
Amatsuki: Did you just call me mom?
Mafumafu: What?! No! I said Thanks Ama-Chan!
Amatsuki: Do you see me as a mother figure?
Mafumafu: No, but I see you as a brother because you're always bothering me.
Sou: Hey! S-Show mother s-some respect!
Amatsuki: To all those people with shitty moms, just know I am your mom now.
Soraru: But you're a 30 year old male.
Amatsuki: SHUT THE FUCK UP, I'M YOUR MOTHER NOW.
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-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanficJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
