Utaite Oneshots✨

*Grabs Shades* Guess What Time It is.

Haha haha yeah

"haAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A wannabe cat screamed at the top of his lungs, aggressively strumming the guitar.

"You sure that's yours?" A racoon asked, turning to the old man next to him who was smiling finely at the albino, "That's him alright."

"You don't say, that's yours over there too?" The raven haired male snorted, pointing to the red haired male who was wearing two pairs of glasses.

"I'VE UNLOCKED THE PUREST OF VISION! I CAN SEE EVERYTHING!" The red tomato head exclaimed, bumping into a yellow man.

"Sakata-Kun, that isn't very smart." The banana sighed, slapping his forehead.

"Maashi -" Senra called out to the grape who was yeeting a small trap.

"OIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOIOI" The pink dapper rapper trapper mapper slapper capper one screeched before the purple man threw him across the room.

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME UGLY AGAIN YOU FIEND." The purple haired male said with a sassy attitude, snapping his fingers to the pink Girl-Man.

"Stfu."

"B r u h" the albino echoed, falling face flat onto the floor where the raven haired male simply stared down at him.

He shrugged and walked away, "Eh, he'll be fine."

"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" A brunette screamed and yeeted his paper cup to the face of the racoon.

"What the fuckity fucking fuck Mom." The short gnome angrily snapped as the brunette slapped him with a gasp.

"DON'T USE SUCH L A N G U A G E HERE." The mother s c r e a m e d.

"Sorry."

"Ice age ass, this aged like burnt salami." Kuroneko stuck her tongue out as a mushroom stared at her in confusion.

"The fuck." Mushroom man cursed under his breath.

"What does that even mean Kuro-Buro-Euro-Mural." Shitma said with his hand in his hip.

"Shut up, nobody asked you, pussy." The female yawned as the purple guy went anime mode and started during her out but I'm gonna censor that out because that's a hella lot of curse words and I don't have the goddamn time to do shit, no sir-ree.

World destroyer could only sit in confusion and looked at the lovely, innocent, pure, adorable, loving, supportive, caring, cute, baby jellyfish who slept besides him on his shoulder.

"Wondering how he didn't wake up after shit going on." Garden gnome announced as the red idiot bumped into him on accidental purpose.

"Woops. Sorry Urabarlarsharchaardartmartkart-San." The Aho apologized with a sheepish smile.

"I'm b a c k" The tall puppy announced, slamming through the door using a red punk to barricade throughout it.

"That fucking hurts you know." Cursed the oink.

Yes the fucking oink. I could no longer care what autocorrect does because shit, fuck my life.

"SHHHHHHHHHH" They all shushed him as he stared at them all blanklky

"We have fried rice w shrimp." Meutama called out, bringing  out a tray of fucking brunt ass rice.

"Oh. Delectable." Senra sarcastically said as Gero shoved a spoonful of the burnt ass rice down his throat.

"Hope you enjoy." He said with a smile before it turned to an annoyed one, "Mother fucker."

"NO ISUKUNRO-SAN SGOP" Cried a Carton of milk, backing away as the chair loomed over him.

"SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR MILK." Isukubro barked and handed him the glass of milk as Wolpis started bawling.

"I CAN'T DRINK MY FANIKY FUCKFACE."

"WELL TOO BAD. COBVERT TO CANABILISM" BEVAUSE I CANT SPELL THAT WORD AND WE ARE GOING TO LEAV EIT LIKE THAT OKAY

GREAT!

"NoOoOOOOOoOOoOOOo" The carton screamed as everyone turned to him with deadass glares.

"SHUT UP." They all said in a perfect union, referring to the sleepy cutesy wutsey baby jellyfish sleeping on mushroom.

'Oh

M y b a d

I wanna fucking die rn

Anyways, (:

-Ramen Out!💫