Another random thing because I'm currently dying in Wattpad -
In court
Senra: What's going on?
Shima: Urata-San's being served.
Sakata: Darn, I didn't even get to order!
Judge: Order, order!
Sakata: Yes finally! Uhh, cheeseburger!
Officer: You're under arrest for...trying to break into a pet store?
Mafumafu: I thought the cats were lonely...:(
Eve: Cannibalism!
Sou eating a cinnamon roll: *confused chewing noises*
Rib: Did it hurt?
Woman: When I fell from heaven? Oh please -
Rib: No I mean just that.
Rib: Does it hurt?
Rib: Does your life hurt too?
Senra: How do I get revenge on one who has wronged me?
Shima: Just forget about. Live life and let go.
Senra: Right - Urata-San how do -
Urata: Stab. Eliminate. Destroy.
Teaching Soraru to drive
Kashitaro: You're driving on the road and oh no! Mafu-Kun and Sou-Kun are on the road! What do you hit?
Soraru: Oh I'm definitely hitting Mafu. I'd never hurt Sou-Kun.
Kashitaro massaging his templates: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
Eve: Come on Sou-Chan, you can get over your social anxiety!
Sou: *nods worried and walks up to the counter*
Sou: *inhale* O-One chocolate cake please!
Worker: Sure! What would you like it to say?
Sou: E-Excuse me.
Sou: *runs back to Eve* E-EVE-SAN, DOES A-A CAKE SPEAK -
Root: Oh no! We're going to die!
Jel: Well, did you live a good life?
Root: I'm too young to die!
Jel: I said good, not long.
Soraru: Urata-Kun and I are actually getting along that we can practically finish each other-----
Urata: Off.
KuroNeko: I like my men how I like my coffee.
Lon: But you only drink boba?
KuroNeko: *looks directly at camera*
Shima: *sigh*
Satomi: Bored?
Shima: Yeah...
Satomi: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Shima, smiling: I thought you'd never ask.
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
Fiksi PenggemarJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
