(A/N)
As the title says, I introduce you to some random ass dabbles I have to present you all with today.
These are all just random skits and formats I had set up but then gave up at the beginning, so y e a h
Anyways, let's begin shall we?
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Urata: Bro you suck
Vampire Senra: Blood?
Vampire Sakata: Yes, absolutely.
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Natsushiro: Trick ass, ugly ass bitch.
Kiyo: Excuse me, but I think the fuck not mother fucker.
5 seconds later
Natsushiro, laying his head on Kiyo's lap: Bro, I love you so much. You're my whole fucking world and I hope you know that.
Kiyo: I can say the absolute same to you, you gorgeous and handsome man whom I love with my whole heart.
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Soraru patting Mafumafu on the head: Good job Mafu. We did pretty good today.
Soraru kisses Mafumafu on the head
Mafumafu purrs
Soraru: Wait a damn minute, did you just pur?
Mafumafu sweating nervously: Ahahahaahhaa nO, what ever Do yOu mEaN SorRau-San?
Soraru: Your voice is cracking.
Mafumafu holding in his breath: Is It? I tHiNk I'll gO have SomE water then ahahahahhaha! Rehearsals KiLlIng my throat!
Soraru: Uh huh...
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Sakata: Shima-San, I need your help...
Shima in the other end: Bitch, I can't help you right now.
Sakata: It's about this boy...
Shima hangs up
Sakata: Eh? Shima-San?
Knock on his door
Sakata: Eh? A visitor?
Sakata answers the door
Shima standing with popcorn, chocolates, his pillow, and a blanket: Tell me all about it sweetheart, I got all night.
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Wolpis: BRO, BRO, BRO, BRO, BRO SOU-KUN
Sou: Eh???? What happened?
Wolpis: Mushroom at 8 o'clock
Sou: Eh? What does that even mean
Wolpis snickering: Good luck my best friend ~ Your on your own
Sou looking back at him: What...?
Sou bumps into Eve
Eve: Ah Sou-Kun! So sorry, I didn't see you there. Are you alright?
Sou redder than Sakata's hair: Ah, um, y-yeah, I-I mean, n-no, i-it's o-okay, um I-I mean is it?, I-I mean, ah I-I'm fine, y-yeah. Uh I-I don't t-think y-you d-did a-anything wrong, erm I-I m-mean -
Wolpis smacking his forehead
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Amatsuki glaring: Kashi-San.
Kashitaro laughing nervously: Ah the wonderful love of my life Ama-Chan! What's the matter?
Amatsuki: Oh I think you know what's the matter.
Kashitaro sweating: Whatever do you mean?
Amatsuki: Why did you let Rib-Kun babysit Sou-Chan?
Kashitaro confessing: Okay, okay fine! I had work, but I had to watch Sou-Chan, so I asked Rib-Kun to help out! He didn't do much!
Amatsuki: Didn't do much? How do you explain this then?
Holds up Sou who's covered in blue paint
Sou laughing and clapping his hands: Haha! Rib-Jii-San let me paint a picture!
Kashitaro: Oh...
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Senra: Thanks again for inviting me to this picnic Maashi
Shima: Of course Sen-Chan.
Senra: Man, the sky's so beautiful today.
Shima: You know who else is beautiful?
Senra blushing: Who?
Shima smiling proudly: Me, obviously. Like, I'm so fucking handsome and gorgeous and just -
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(A/N)
Again, bullshit
-Ramen Out!💫
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FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
