QHAHAHAHAHDBSAKDJ I HAVE MASTERED THE ART OF ✨TWIRLING✨
ShounenT: Un:C-Kun, how are we going to find him?
Un:C: Don't worry, I have an idea. RAMEN POPSICLES FOR SALE, RAMEN POPSICLES, GET YOUR RAMEN POPSICLES!
Mafumafu coming out from the trees: You said what now?
(A/N Mafu you monster you ate my family. *Cries with Eve*)
Sou trying to flirt with Eve: Hey do you like trees? Because if you were a cat, you know because cats climb trees - I mean YOU'RE the cat and YOU would climb trees - The tree is what the cat climbs! You know because the tree - Dammit I forgot the pick up line.
Eve laughing: At least you tried.
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They Asked For No Pickles Meme
SoraMafu
Soraru: Oi. He asked for none of the pickles so please take them out because I am really tired at the moment.
UraSaka
Urata: Oi! Down here!
Sakata: Oh here let me help! *lifts Urata up*
Urata: Thanks. Now listen here you little shit, idiot behind me didn't ask for any of that pickle shit so take it out or else we'll have a problem.
ShimaSen
Senra: Excuse me sir, but Maashi here didn't ask for any of the pickles. Please take them out for him.
Shima crying behind him
EveSou
Eve: Hey there, you, Sou-Chan didn't ask for any of the pickles so please kindly remove them or else I'll destroy the city you live in.
Sou: E-Eve-San please t-tell me your j-joking.
Eve: I said what I said and I mean it.
NaruLuzRaki
Luz: Hi there! My boyfriends here didn't ask for any of the pickles so I'd like you to remove them for these two. Thank you!
Nqrse: Yeah take that shit out!
Araki: Or else I'll burn down your kitchen and then your whole store too!
KashiTsuki
Kashitaro: Hello, hello. Ama-Chan didn't ask for the pickles so I'd like you to please remove them before Ama-Chan goes psycho.
Amatsuki with his knife in hand: Now.
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Sensei: Now we're gonna pair up in groups of fours with people you don't know.
SoraMafuUraSaka smirking smugly at each other
Urata: Who the fuck are you?
Mafumafu: Who you is?
Sakata: Who you be?
Soraru: Who the fuck are youuuuu?
Soraru: Mafumafu, I choose you! Use Screech!
Mafumafu screeching in high pitched
Senra: Wow, look how beautiful the rain is...Shit is that Maashi? What the fuck is he doing?
Shima outside flopping like a fish
(A/N)
Rain
Ah yes
Beautiful
Except when all your fucking windows are open and the rain is coming inside the house.
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
