There's,,,There's 10 parts of this? Holy cow.
Sou, gets a paper cut: Fuck!
Amatsuki with his knife: Which one of you taught my son to swear?
Eve behind him clocking a shotgun: Yeah, which one of you taught my boyfriend to?
Kashitaro with a bat: Speak now and no harm shall be done.
Shima: I saw you hanging out with Sakatan yesterday!
Senra: Sh-shima! It's not what you think!
Shima with a Nerf gun: I won't hesitate. Bitch.
Baby Eve: D-D
Mafumafu: What was that? Were you gonna say Dada? Say dada!
Baby Eve: Destroy!
Mafumafu: Say dada.
Baby Eve: Domination!
Mafumafu: Dada?
Baby Eve: Destruction and domination.
Soraru, coughing: Nice.
Wolpis: But I love Chipotle! Chipotle my liiiife!
Isukubro sighing in disappointment
Kashitaro: I can't believe you don't want bofa!
Amatsuki: What's "bofa"?
Kashitaro: Bofa my arms around you in a loving hug!
Eve: Guys stop being so loud, Sou-Chan's asleep. He just told me goodnight.
Nqrse: How come he only told you?!
Mafumafu: Yeah, how come!
Eve: Well that's because he's literally hugging me while he's sleeping so please be quiet now.
Nqrse: Ah, I see.
Mafumafu: Sorry, sorry!
Kashitaro: Son, in this world, it's yeet or be yeeted.
Amatsuki: Kashi-San! Your scaring Sou-Chan!
Senra: You gave him a shot?
Shima: Relax, its only root beer.
Sakata, who's drunk: There are unicorns and rainbows in this room!
Nqrse: I'm going out on a coffee run, want anything?
Sou: Get me something as dark and bitter as my soul.
Nqrse: Vanilla frappe with extra sugar and whipped cream, got it.
Shima: Look, you can vote for Obama, Burney Sanders, or that other guy. But I know who I'm voting for and his name's God.
Sakata: COuNtRY BoY I LooVe YoUUUuUuuU
Shima: You should get the orange soda, its amazing.
Senra: I'll take the strawberry soda please.
Sakata: Yeah me too!
Shima: I feel so shocked and betrayed right now.
Luz: I smell like meat. I smell like meat. THE SMELL OF MEEAAAAAAAAAT!
Nqrse wheezing
Utaites literally just vibing
Utaite fans: Look at all those chickens!
(A/N)
Hey guys! Author here!
This shit has ten parts.
Wow
I'll be sure to write the 4K read special soon, so please be patient!
Love you all lots! Don't forget to get some rest and plenty of water!
-Ramen Out!💫
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Utaite Oneshots✨
FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
