Utaites as Vines Pt.13

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Ayyyyyyy back at it again with this seriesssss
I missed it so we bringing it back boys

Wolpis: Ha little baby man!
Isukubro: Little baby man!
Solar: Little baby man! Little baby man!
All three of them chanting that while pointing at Sou

Sakata: I put in the ice cream in the microwave because it was too cold but now I got a puddle of pink!
Urata: I literally do not understand how you would think that putting ice cream in the microwave waa gonna make it warm.

Luz: Before I die, can someone get me a milk bone that I can give to Cerberus when I reach the underworld? I wanna give him a little treat.
Nqrse: Pssst. Here's three milk bones.

Shima: ✨Let's put the fork in the garbage disposal✨
Sakata: DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

Shima: Hey how do these clothes look on me?
Senra: Yeah, they look okay!
Shima: Just okay huh?
Shima yeets Senra out of window

Nqrse: Did you make sure to do everything?
Araki: Yes!
Nqrse: Did you put on deodorant?
Araki: Okay look, it isn't that bad see!
Everyone in the crowd dies

Wolpis, Isukubro, Sou: Three best friends~!
Wolpis: I trust you guys with my whole life! Trust fall!
Wolpis falls on floor
Isukubro and Sou: Two best friends~!
Eve and Sou just talking on the couch
Isukubro with Wolpis on his back: Oh hello Sou-Kun's new boyfriend!
Sou dies from embarrassment

Amatsuki: Hey can you help me clean up?
Mafumafu: Sure!
Mafumafu unlocks window and jumps out of it while running away
Amatsuki: Hey!

Isukubro: Oh my god you saved my life! Who are you?
Wolpis, whispering: I'm a Barbie Girl in a Barbie World
Isukubro: *Le gasp*

Mafumafu: Soraru-San! Soraru-San! Soraru-San! Soooraaaruuu-San!
Soraru: What's the matter?
Mafumafu: Nothing
Soraru: I swear to fucking god -

(A/N)
Yaaaaaay!
They're back as Vines!
Motivation for this random ass series is back so woooo!

See you soon!

-Ramen Out!💫

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