"Guys?" A man asked, walking out of the hallway.
"STRANGER DANGER MFS! BACK OFF." A handsome Shima screamed ever so manly, hiding behind a tired af Senra.
"Maashi. Relax its just Sakata-Kun." The blonde explained like the reasonable man he was.
"Oh I knew that."
"Sure you did."
"Oh shit." A dwarf cursed, quickly opening the door where a wild Mafumafu fell. Looks like he was about to push the door open but Urata had already opened it.
"Dammit." The wannabe cat sighed. He was about to stand back up when an old man called Soraru walked all over him like a doormat.
"SCREW YOU SORARU-SAN" Mafumafu yelled out of pure pain, quickly getting back up for the safety of his back.
"S-Sorry" Angelic, precious, innocent, pure, baby bean Sou apologized even though it wasn't his fault, yelping when Shima jumped out of thin air and yelled Boo at him.
"Bitch what the fuck did you do to him." An angry Soraru yelled, ready to beat tf out of Shima.
Mafumafu with his back ever so crushed, held up a fist to show he was willing to fight for Sou.
"I think its my business actually." The destroyer mushroom Eve walked in with a blank expression, glaring at the grape who was now nervous as hell.
"SENRA-KUN PROTECT ME MY KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR" The grape screamed at the banana who backed away.
"Your problem now. Not mine." The sensible banana said Sakata the tomato and the raccoon Urata nodded in agreement, grabbing popcorn to watch the fate of the handsome trap come.
"Thus I shall release the power of all of my MV's." Mushroom man said, quickly grabbing smol jellyfish to save him from what was going to happen.
"BY THE POWER OF MAFUDONALD'S I SUMMON DESTRUCTION" The magical mushroom yelled and for a few seconds nothing happened.
Shima, like the idiot he was, burst out laughing at him.
"How pathetic! Your power is no match for my handsome face." The grape laughed before a pile of fries appeared out of nowhere and crushed him and everyone in the room.
Except for Eve and Sou obviously.
The end.
(A/N)
I hate myself
But I hope you laughed a little while reading this shit!
-Ramen Out!💫
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FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
