(A/N)
Take food while I continue working on the other things that I am working on -
Eve *walks out of store with an arm load of books*
Soraru: What on earth?! Why'd you buy so many?
Eve: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Sakata: Man, I wish I could block people in real life.
Shima: Restraining order.
Urata: Murder.
Senra: Urata-San, no!
Mafumafu: So I waa wondering if you could hang out today. I know that you don't really like to -
Soraru: Okay.
Mafumafu: But I hope you turn around - WAIT DID YOU SAY OKAY?
Soraru: Yeah.
Mafumafu: I. OH MY GOD WAIT HERE SORARU-SAN, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. *runs for a quick minute*
*Comes back dragging Amatsuki*
Mafumafu: Okay, repeat that but really slowly.
In a fight
Urata: Don't look at me like that!
Sakata: Like what?!
Urata: Like I'm your everything!
Sakata: But....I don't know how else to look at you!
Neru: Hey what do you call a fish without an eye?
Soraru: Myxine Circifrons
Neru: ...
Neru: ...fsh
Senra: I'm Sen. Short for Senra!
Sakata: I'm Sakata! Short for Tonari Sakata!
Urata: And I'm Urata. Short for --
Shima: HEIGHT *runs away as fast as he can*
Amatsuki: For the last time, alarm clock isn't a person!
Kashitaro: Oh yeah?! Then why does he keep calling you at 8 in the morning?
Amatsuki so done w his shit
Eve walking in with a frown on his face: Nobody talk to me, I had a bad day at the studio today.
Sou looking at Eve confused
Eve: Don't you do it -
Sou: *smiles* (*´▽｀)
Eve: *huffs but can't help but smile back before he leaves to go get ice cream for the two of them*
Shima: I heard that there's a new art exhibit.
Senra, excited: REALLY?! WHERE?!
Shima: In my room.
You come and stare at me.
Free entrance.
Senra: ...
Mafumafu: You know sometimes, when something bad happens, I like to play music to calm down.
Soraru: What'd you do now?
Mafumafu aggressively strumming his guitar: I SET THE KITCHEN ON FIREEEEEEE
Shima getting pulled over: How can I help you, officer?
Officer: ...I don't know, maybe get out of MY DAMN CAR?
(A/N)
Yesn't
-Ramen Out!💫
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FanfictionJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
