Title. Yeah.
Mafufufu
Guys discussion.
Mushroom Eve
What's up?
Fox Man
What's the matter?
Mafufufu
We need name changes. Now.
Redheaded Idiot
But why?
Butter Boy
Yeah, why?
Mafufufu
Because I feel the need to.
Mamatsuki
It's his destiny
Also can't wait, I hate this name.
Mafufufu
Who said I was gonna change yours and Urata-San's?
Angry Tanuki
What do you fucking mean your not gonna change my name?!
Purple Uncle
Stop cursing! We have children in the chat.
Fox Man
Cough, cough, Sou-Kun, cough, cough Luz-Kun cough, cough.
Angry Tanuki
Right like I give a shit.
Old-Raru
Watch your language
Angry Tanuki
Come at me old man.
Old-Raru
Alright when we going?
Soft Sou
Wait why are they fighting? Please don't fight!
Blonde Dog
Yeah please don't!
Pink Trap
The babies are here. No more swearing.
Mafufufu
Alright, name change time!
Soft Sou
I am very scared of the name changes
Mushroom Eve
Don't worry, it probably won't be that bad.
Fox Man
Besides, it's just a change of names.
Mamatsuki
For you guys yeah.
Angry Tanuki
Yeah lucky fu- fricks.
Mafufufu
Alright done!
Destroyer Mushroom
I think I can grow with this new name.
Sunflower
Why am I associated with a flower?
Purple Flirt
At least your a pretty flower ~
BakanoSakata
My name is literally the same as before!
Sky-Ru
The translation of my name huh
Your not funny
Puppy Boy
Isn't my name just Senra-Kun's and my old name?
Mafufufu
Geez your all such ungrateful people
Destroyer Mushroom
Hey I said I liked my name
Mafufufu
Besides you Eve-Kun
Alien Jellyfish
Why is there the "alien" part in my name?
Mafufufu
Because of your album crossover with Nyantulien-San
Alien Jellyfish
Oooh! Makes sense then!
Destroyer Mushroom
Hey look, me and Sou-Chan have almost matching names
Ancient Fox
That's pretty cute for the two of you
Angry Tanuki
And here we thought OldRaru was old
Rapping Trap
Hush. You have taken away your speaking privileges
Mamatsuki
About time someone got it right
I just realized, why can't we change Mafu-Kun's name?
Mafufufu
I don't think you really should!
Angry Tanuki
Oh but we should
Mafufufu
Please no
Mamatsuki
Too late
Neko Wannabe
WHY THIS OUT OF EVERYTHING???
Sunflower
It suits you
Purple Flirt
It sounds right for you
BakanoSakata
Its true that you are a neko wannabe
Sky-Ru
Taste of payback
Tastes sweet
Neko Wannabe
Shut the fuck up
Puppy Boy
Hey look Sou-Kun! Mafu-Kun used one of those words so we can too now!
Alien Jellyfish
Hey your right!
Alien Jellyfish
Fuck!
Puppy Boy
Fuck!
This is fun!
Rapping Trap
What have you taught the children
Neko Wannabe
WAIT KIDS NO DON'T USE THAT WORD
Puppy Boy
Why not?
Alien Jellyfish
Yeah why not?
Mamatsuki
Mafu-Kun is a bad influence on you kids.
Destroyer Mushroom
It seems you have chosen death
Ancient Fox
Appears to be
Neko Wannabe
Wait no I'm sorry
Sunflower
You taught the kids to swear!
Purple Flirt
Yeah you did!
Mamatsuki
I'm at your door Mafu-Kun
Destroyer Mushroom
Correction. All of us are at your door.
BakanoSakata
Open up
Neko Wannabe
What have I done
(A/N)
Correction Mafumafu, what have I done.
Anyway shitpost :)
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FanficJust like the title, this is a Utaite Oneshot book! A lot of EveSou because fucking hell, a lot of them aren't in the English language </3 I do take requests so feel free to drop them in! Most likely a lot of fluff and maybe some angst I edit from...
