[got bored in the middle of the night and drew that I personally like it phone background worthy in my opinion!]
???: alrighty let's get you somewhere safe.
Kurtis: Yaaaa! hey guys! am gonna go hang out with a new friend!
Kurtis was officially out of it his body was getting dragged off by the female figure he was let off drunk giggles and barely able to put a foot in front of the other eventually he was put in a room and sat on the couch.
???: ok now Kurtis right? or are you Tyler?
Kurtis: hmmmmmmM! guess!
he said with a drunk laugh as he lazily sat on the couch before blinking a few times hanging his head on the top of the sofa
???: ok so he's clearly drunk who got him drunk?? god why can't Aizawa look after his own kids...
she let out an annoyed sigh before he looked at her cocking his head to the left and right
Kurtis: wwwhhhhoo iz yous? *hic*
???: ok ahh twin...can you tell me who got you drunk?
Kurtis: AH! nope! it's a secret! can't say!~ nope not gonna!!~
Kurtis continued to mess around with his new hoodie and make the hood smaller and bigger using the strings.
???: you can trust me. I won't tell anyone promise~
Kurtis: promise? *hic* *hic*
???: promise~ now can you tell me?~
Kurtis put his hand on his chin squitting his eyes towards the figure before booping them.
Kurtis: boop! you've been booped! hehehehehehe Ah! I NEED MORE ALCOHOL! oh!~ Dad! FUCK! I mean Aizawa got some! YO ERASER WERE YOUR ASS AT?! SHARE YOUR ALCOHOL!!! fuckin asshole!
she wanted to laugh so bad. hiding it was hard trying to keep a straight face was an even harder challenge to not lead him to Aizawa but sadly as a teacher she can't.
Kurtis: AIzawwwwaaaaaaa! yooooooouuuuu! bitch! were you hiding?!
he was looking around the room and under the couches screaming Aizawa name like a fucking crackhead she couldn't handle it anyone more before she started to giggle at his drunken behaviour. quickly he bashed his head on the wall dinting it slightly before he said and I quote
kurtis: I AM OK! nothing to kill me I AM GOD! waaaaiiitttt momo is god not me! haha weres momo? AH! MOMO CAN MAKE ME BEER!
???: oh no
Kurtis at max speed broke down the door screaming
Kurtis: BLACK sometinh fuckin PUNCH DEAD!
his fist gave off black flames as he smashed the door off its hinges and ran out the room. meanwhile, the teacher inside the room \paniced before activating her quirk however she already began running after him. trying to keep up with his drunk speed as he somehow didn't fall on his face while running down the hallway yelling
Kurtis: MOMO! MOMO! MOMO! WERE ARE YOU?! I NEEEEEDDDD A TTTTHHHHHHIIINNNNGGGGGG!!!!~
she followed him mentally annoyed and making note never to let him near anything with alcohol. meanwhile, the girls were still in a panic looking for the drunk boi. however...
Todoroki: Kurtis? are you...ok?
Kurtis: oh. my. god!.
Kurtis: it's Shoto! hi shoto! you know you're my favourite right!?~
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MHA FANFICTION: the Transfer from Australia! -discontinued-
FanfictionENCOUNCEMENT: I'll be re-writing this book considering after a long hiatus on it I've grown...bored this book was fun to write but it become a chore more than anything else. this is a self-insert book I have rewritten it so it's not as edgy as my la...
