Danger Force Chapa X Reader

Say My Name

At the KLVY news center, Mary and Trent are breaking the news.

Mary:-wool, cotton, and nylon are all up. But polyester is down. And that's the Sock Market Report.

Trent:Thank you, Mary. We now go to Captain Man, live from the Man's Nest, to explain exactly what happened last night at Swellview Prison.

Captain is seen on a screen from the Man's Nest.

Captain Man:Thanks for having me. Glad to be here. Thanks so much.

Trent:Thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule of letting hundreds of criminals out of jail.

Captain Man:Let's keep in mind, Trent, that if inspirational prison movies have taught us anything, it's that the vast majority of the people in that jail were innocent.

Mary:Are you saying that all the criminals you mistakenly freed were innocent? Criminals like Toddler, Dr. Minyak, Arson Boy, Frankini-

Captain Man:Well, not necessarily.

Mary:I'm not done. Mr. Nice Guy, Jeff, Lil' Mustache, Big Mustache, The Midnight Tickler, The Time Jerker, Trenchfoot-

Captain Man:Okay. Look, we can talk about who escaped all day long-

Trent:And we will: Sue Nami, The White Collar, Mr. Guilty--

Captain Man:Okay, we definitely have to catch Mr. Guilty and we will, I promise-

Mary:How? You don't have Kid Danger to help you anymore.

Captain Man:Don't you dare say his name. I have everything under control. Because I have a new team: Danger Force.

Trent:Yes, the ones who helped you free those very guilty criminals.

Captain Man:Well, as we speak, Danger Force is combing the streets of Swellview... to find those criminals.

Trent:Why aren't you out there helping them?

Captain Man:If you must know, I have a massage scheduled today...

Trent:I'm so sorry.

Mary:We didn't know.

Captain Man:I forgive you. So, after I have my massage and a nice glass of spicy milk-

Mary:Oooh! I love spicy milk.

Trent: Who doesn't? Fresh from Swellview's famous spicy cows.

Captain Man:Yeah, so I'll get out there and help Danger Force round up the criminals. If I even have to. 'Cuz any minute now I'll bet my team is gonna come walking in there and say, "Captain Man -- we got 'em."

Miles:Captain Man we got em!

Miles and Chapa walk though the door with pans of wings

Captain Man:Ahh who did you get

Miles:And that is some WINGS

Captain Man:What you were supposed to be rounding up Criminal

Chapa:We were none at the wing store

Miles and Chapa high five their wings

Chapa:Oh hey are we LIVE?

Miles:What up newier

Chapa started dancing

Trent:It seems like you don't have your team under control

Captain Man:No they are under control

Mary:She's dancing

Captain Man:Well she shouldn't.

Mika:I lost them at the wing store but I- are you doing an interview