Down Goes Santa Part 2

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There was music playing from Hip hop putree

Awol:You know, it's a little chilly for smoothies,but you do you.

ShoutOut:We're not here for smoothies!
I keep getting alerts that someone saw Santa going into Hip Hop Purée.

Awol:Well if he's here he should be easy to spot.

They enter hip hop puree to see a bunch of people dressed like Santa

Awol:Or not.

ShoutOut:What is going on here?

Fran:Da-ba-bah. It's a Santa party.
Can't come in unless you're dressed like Santie Claus.

Awol:Okay, I-I understand that, but we're superhe--

Fran:I don't care if you're Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.You can't be here unless you're dressed like Kris "The Jingle" Kringle!

ShoutOut:We just need a couple minutes to--

Fran:It should be clear by now that I am not gonna let either of you finish a sentence until you're dressed like Father Christmas.Lucky for you kids, I set some costumes aside for drop-ins.

ShoutOut and Awol look at the costume and groan
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At the Man's Nest

Bose was playing rap-rock music and eating tacos while Schwoz was trying to fix the sleigh

Schwoz:Bose!Can we turn down that awful music?!

Bose ignored him.Schwoz grabbed a remote and turned off Bose music

Bose:Whoaaaa,way harsh!

Schwoz grabbed his food and threw it away

Bose:Way harsher!

Schwoz:Rap rock deserves the harshest of harsh.

Bose:If I can't crank tunes while crunching.Mahi-mahi tac-y tac-ies, what am I supposed to do?!

Schwoz:I've got an idea...

He turned on festive holiday music

[Schwoz]
Why don'tcha help me fix the sleigh?

[Bose]
I don't want to!

[Schwoz]
But I could use a hand today...

[Bose]
Wah wah, boo hoo!

[Schwoz]
Hand me that wrench that's on the ground...

[Bose]
All tools are lame!

[Schwoz]
Said by the biggest one around.

[Bose]
What?

[Schwoz]
Nothing...

[Bose]
Hey!

[Schwoz]
I think you're forgetting that it's Christmas!

[Bose]
I don't know what you're talkin' about

[Schwoz]
Forgive me for getting loud but I gotta let it out:you're never too ever too cool for the holidays

[Bose]
Blah blah blah blah blah

[Schwoz]
You're never too ever too cool for the holidays

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