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Jack Skellington

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Me: hey you misogynistic FUCK

Jackskellington: LMAO

Jackskellington: the fuck did u just call me

Me: use your EYES

Me: and READ WHAT IT SAYS

Me: or did you forget to staple your eyes back on this morning

Jackskellington: Im going to staple YOU to a WALL

Me: lmao we're not in a museum.
no need to display the artworks.

Jackskellington: how are you so full over yourself?

Me: it's not like that.

Me: I hate myself

Me: but Im a god among society so Im just fucking amazing

Jackskellington: that makes absolutely no sense

Me: to you it doesn't.

Me: because you are a mortal fool

Me: a peasant like you would never understand a god like me

Jackskellington: right.. whatever man

Me: oh yeah look

Me:

Me: Im decorating

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Me: Im decorating

Me: for Hajime's birthday

Jackskellington: "it is your birthday."

Jackskellington: thats kinda dry

Me: its a statement of fact

Jackskellington: not even an exclamation mark?

Me: Hajime likes professional things

Me: and . is more professional than !

Jackskellington: it looks like a shitty party

Me: you weren't invited anyways

Jackskellington: nobody would want to come in the first place

Me: are you trying to hurt my feelings?

Me: cause if so, you are succeeding

Me: fortunately my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal human

Me: because I am a god

Jackskellington: right

Jackskellington: a god who organizes shitty parties

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP

Me: Im gonna dance all night long

Me: I bet ya haven't cha cha slid since middle school

Jackskellington: Ive never seen cha cha slide referred to in the past tense and I am fucking shaking in public

Me: ouh yuh shake dat ass

Me: get it I guess yuh yuh

Jackskellington: I meant shaking as holding in my laugh but ok

Me: if you want to cha cha slide

Me: you can come over

Me: be there

Me: or

Me: 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝
🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

Jackskellington: what the fuck does that mean

Me: obviously it means be there or bee square

Jackskellington: how much fucking time do u have to waste

Me: considering the fact that Im talking to you right now,,, a lot.

Jackskellington: what the hell

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I was gonna update way sooner but I got caught up with some stuff I had to take care of, sorry about that!!!!

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