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Dekusquad vs Bakusquad and Mineta

Sebro, Ejibro, Pikapika, Pinky, Chubbycheeks, gtgfast, Daddyissues, Broccoli, Kermit, Grapes, Bakuhoe

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Broccoli: good morning

Daddyissues: good morning

Gtgfast: Good morning.

Kermit: good morning

Grapes: good morning

Chubbycheeks: you guys sound like robots

Chubbycheeks: maybe we should spice it up a little

Me: GOOD FUCKIN MORNINGGGG

Bakuhoed MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

Pikapika: M O R N I N G

Sebro: I had a wet dream

Ejibro: lovely morning everyone

Pinky: WASSUP YALL,,, I made breakfast for you (Y/N)

(Your contact name) changes Pinky to Futurewife

Futurewife: awwwwwww I love you babygirl

Me: ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Chubbycheeks: okay.. maybe not

Daddyissues: that just woke me up for 10 years

Pikapika: LMAOOO

Bakuhoe: you guys are idiots, you know that?

Pikapika: in our defense, we actually did know that

Bakuhoe: SHIT SPINOSAURUS WHAT WAS THAT SOUND?!

Bakuhoe: WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Me: my best.

Sebro: aww honey

Bakuhoe: this is EXACTLY what I FUCKING MEAN WHEN I SAY THAT YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS

Ejibro: but we really did do our best

Ejibro: and we saved our best idea for last

Gtgfast: Why would you save your best idea for last?

Pikapika: yeah, why did we save out best idea for last again?

Sebro: probably bc we didn't know it was our best idea until the others turned out to be stupid as fuck

Broccoli: ...

Futurewife: I don't even want to know what you guys did

Futurewife: anyway, this random guy that has been flirting with me asked me this weird shit: there are five chairs and 6 kids, what do you do?

Broccoli: everyone has to stand?

Daddyissues: send everyone away cause I don't like children

Pikapika: everyone has to sit on the ground?

Ejibro: bring in another chair!

Grapes: I don't know..

Daddyissues: shut the fuck up

Sebro: last one that enters the room has to stand

Futurewife: share a chair????

Gtgfast: Which fool is incapable of bringing enough chairs for everyone?

Bakuhoe: only the most important ones get to sit down.

Me: kill one

Chubbycheeks: oh my god

Gtgfast: FBI?

Sebro: holy shit bro

Pikapika: I swear to cheesus this girl has the mind of a villain

Futurewife: wig s n a t c h e d

Ejibro: sis you ok?

Me: the tea is sizzling

Pikapika: girllll spill it

Bakuhoe: 20 years just dropped off of my lifespan

Bakuhoe: I can feel it.

Daddyissues: I can feel it too.

Broccoli: so, what do you guys do for fun?

Pikapika: sometimes we play board games

Broccoli: oh!! like monopoly? we love!

Futurewife: no. we see how many boards we can break on Kiri

Daddyissues: what the fuck

Pikapika: hey president, I bet you can't make a sentence without the letter A

Chubbycheeks: oh no

Gtgfast: You thought you just did something didn't you? Sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon.

Me: teny

Me: wot the fuck

Me: kmnri this men is mod crezy

Pikapika: yeoh he is spinosorus

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A loooong chapter to make up for not updating in awhile!!!

How are the covers coming along?? Ive see a couple of beautiful ones already!!

Also I have no fucking idea whats happening with my book but readers have been messaging me saying that it says that its got 0 views or something shit

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