Petition ⚠️(small suicide joke yall just giving a warning)

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Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Pinky, (Y/N)

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Pinky: (Y/N) you ate dinner yettt??

Me: nopeee but Im having
a salad for dinner

Me: well, fruit salad

Me: it mainly consists of grapes

Me: okay its all grapes

Me: ...

Me: it's wine

Me: Im having wine for dinner

Sebro: thats it for
"Troubled youths"
hope you enjoyed the episode

Me: fuck outta here bitch

Ejibro: Bakugou are you alright?

Ejibro: my bropathy is tingling

Bakuhoe: (Y/N) made fun of me
so Im starting a petition
to put her down

Ejibro: u wont do that

Bakuhoe: yes I will

Sebro: ok imagine for a moment
just not having (Y/N)

Pinky: HE IS CRYING
WHAT DID YOU DO

Me: okay but petition
is such a funny word

Me: pet and titi

Pikapika: Pet the titi

Sebro: Mineta's eyes are glinting

Me: EJIROU

Ejibro: yeah?

Me: where do you
keep going without
telling me?!

Me: I even searched the fridge

Me: looking for you

Ejibro: why the fridge....?

Me: because I was worried

Me: when I couldn't find you

Ejibro: ....

Bakuhoe: WHAT KIND OF DUMBASS SEARCHES IN A FRIDGE
FOR A FUCKING PERSON

Pinky: lmao how would
big framed Kiri fit in a fridge

Pikapika: don't bully
my fucking bro

Me: omg bro love you

Sebro: BOTH of you
are stupid

Me: hey hey Katsuki

Bakuhoe: what the fuck do you want?

Me: do you know
what bees make??

Bakuhoe: honey?

Me: yes dear?

Bakuhoe:...

Pikapika: AHHAAHAHA
AMAZING

Bakuhoe: I FUCKING HATE YOU

Me: breaking news

Me: I don't care

Sebro: savage level 100

Pikapika: we stan a sassy (Y/N)

Ejibro: lolll

Pinky: Midoriya asked me
this question today in class
and I just wanna know what
yall would answer

Pinky: if you were in a room
with Hitler, Satan and the Zodiac killer
and had one bullet,
who would you shoot?

Bakuhoe: Hitler

Bakuhoe: cause
he's a fucking asshole

Ejibro: Satan!!

Pikapika: uuuu satan too

Sebro: Zodiac killer

Me: myself

Me: .

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alright so I dont wanna trigger anyone with my suicidal jokes which is a part of my humor, Im sorry people who get offended by that, so from now on Ill be putting a ⚠️ whenever Im gonna make a suicidal joke alrighttt?

Also I know suicide isn't a joke, Ive seen some shit and I know all about it too. Making jokes is kinda my way of dealing with it, if that bothers you the either skip chapters with ⚠️ in the title, or just don't read my book.

People who have had something happen with suicide to them or close to them, Im so sorry you had to go through that! I know how it feels, and if you ever need anyone to talk then I hope you know that my private message is open for literally anyone!

thank you all for reading!! love you guys!!!!

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