Boku no hero academia chatroom (Bakusquad x reader) (Dekusquad x reader)

A phone call with Katsubitch

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• this is (Y/N) talking
• "This is Bakugou talking"
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*Bakuhoe is caling*

(Y/N)'s whore house, you got the dough we got the hoe. How may I help you?

".... The fuck kind of greeting is that Spinosaurus?"

Hehehehe!! Babyyyyy awwww you called me first!!! Hehe!!!

"Shut up."

Yes sir. My bad.

"What are you doing?"

Hopefully you tonight hehehe!

"..."

Uhmm I was smelling the roses that Shouto brought over earlier. What about you?

"I wish I was that rose."

Huh? Sorry, I couldn't hear what you were saying.

"I said you look gross!"

Uhm..... thank you... ?

"It's times like this that I wish Id had listened to what Shitty hair said."

Why? What did he say?!

"I DONT KNOW! I WASNT LISTENING!"

WHY ARE WE PANICKING?!

"SHIT I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!"

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! Lets calm down.

"Wait WHY DID YOU GET ROSES FROM HALF AND HALF?!?! ILL KILL HIM!!!! WHY?!?!?!?! IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY HIM!!!!"

CALM DOWN BABE CALM DOWN!! He thought I was sick, cause I didn't show up to school for like a whole month.

"You never show up to school in the first place"

LOL thats right

"Where were you anyway?"

In a bonsai class.

"What?"

Bonsai class

"What the fuck. Why?"

Bonsai's are fun.

"Uh whatever."

You're the one that asked.

"Just shut up."

Make me

"I will literally kiss you."

What???

"I meant kill you, damn it autocorrect."

Katsuki... this is a verbal conversation

"SHUT UP!"

Sheesh only for u daddy. Anyways did ya miss me while I was gone?

"M-m-MISSED?! ARE U CRAZY? WHY WOULD I MISS YOU? ........ yes I did."

Pfffft, that's cute- I mean nice

"Come over."

Oh uhm, sure! Wanna keep calling while I walk over? Pleaseeee!

"Whatever. Oh actually, let's meet at the convenience store next to my house, I want to buy something."

Alright! Ahh I can't wait to see mom~ and dad~ I haven't seen them for an entire week!

"Mhm, yeah, that hag kept complaining about missing you."

AWWW!!!!! I love her so much Im gonna cry! Are they doing well?

"Probably. Ask them when u get here."

And what about you? Are you doing well?

"W-what? Of COURSE IM DOING WELL?!"

If you say so...

"(Y/N), Im actually kind of fucking stressed but I'll be OK either way cause Im the fucking best-"

Yeah I somewhat noticed, it's OK to not be great all the time, don't bottle up your feelings Katsuki.

"....Th...anks..."

Ah I can see you, look to your right. Ah wait? Do you... are those roses in your hands? Did you buy flowers?!

"Oh.... you look pretty.."

Huh? What? Can you say that again I couldn't hear you

"I SAID YOU LOOK SHITTY BYE!"

Well then..

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Katsuki is learning to be more honest and open up more thanks to you! Though its not always going well lolololol

This is the first time I made a phone call chapter, do you guys like it? I think its pretty funny but it feels a boring compared to the chatrooms.

I might make more of these but Im not sure yet!