Failed Abortions
Stinkslikeshit, Lunchlady, you
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Lunchlady: you all have a new nephew.
Lunchlady: born around 9:30 this morning. 7lbs, 12 oz. cousin and his wife are doing great. to be named tomorrow.
Me: tomorrow is a really stupid name for a baby
Stinkeslikeshit: right? Why not Hayato junior
Me: or bob
Lunchlady: oh my fucking cheesus
Lunchlady: why do I have two stupid dumb bitches as siblings
Me: hoes mad
Stinkeslikeshit: you mad cause I get 20 times more girls than you?
Lunchlady: 20x0=0
Me: real slick, but you just exposed yourself too
Lunchlady: sometimes, sacrifices must be made.
Me: you've won the war, but at what cost
Lunchlady: good bye dignity
Me: completely irrelevant to the conversation but shirts are crazy
Me: your body goes into one hole and comes out from three
Stinkeslikeshit: excuse me?
Lunchlady: the good lord Cheesus is telling me to confess something in order to get my dignity back
Stinkeslikeshit: baby sis cross your fingers
Me: GAY GAY GAY GAY
Lunchlady: not that, you fuckasses
Me: aw man
Stinkeslikeshit: he said "not that" which Im going to interpreter as "you're right, but there's something else"
Me: hihihi
Lunchlady: quit that, both of you fucking idiots
Lunchlady: I meant that I wanted to confess that I had literally no fucking idea which school either of you go to
Lunchlady: but I got an email saying that Hayato isn't signed up for any school in the first place
Lunchlady: and (Y/N) hasn't attended classes without causing trouble in a fucking long time
Lunchlady: so Id also like to fucking thank both of you for lying to my face, and not telling me what the fuck is going on this entire time
Me: you're welcome
Stinkeslikeshit: no problem bro
Stinkeslikeshit: maybe starting next year you can, you know, act like a proper legal guardian
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