B-b-bakusquad
Bakuhoe, Ejibro, Sebro, Pikapika, Futurewife, Earlyroki, (Y/N)
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Sebro: make her pussy wet,
not her eyes
Futurewife: make his dick hard,
not his life
Bakuhoe: break her bed,
not her heart
Pikapika: play with her boobs,
not her feelings
Me: get on his dick,
not his nerves
Ejibro: .... always salt your pasta while boiling it
Earlyroki: I shouldn't have opened these messages
Sebro: those were very meaningful advices, amen
Ejibro: why are you praying while talking about stuff like that?
Sebro: god gave us dicks,
he knows what's up already
Me: LMAO
Pikapika: besides, don't they always say that "Cheesus is watching from above"
or like "Cheesus is with us"
Pikapika: that means that cheesus is with us when we're beating the meat too
Sebro: oh!! Good point bro
Bakuhoe: can y'all shut up already.
Me: you shut up
Bakuhoe: make me.
Me: I will,
but you might moan a little
Ejibro: ....
Pikapika: ...
Futurewife: ..
Earlyroki: the year had just started for gods sake could you stop grinding onto each other for ONE DAY
Sebro: nah bro go get that dick,
I support you
Me: see everyone,
thats how a real homie reacts
Earlyroki: leave the "omi" in "homie" out, and then that sentence will make better sense.
Futurewife: OH SNAP
Futurewife: SHINSOU IS ON FIREEE
Me: LMAOOOO
Sebro: did you guys know that bras are measured in cups because titties have milk in 'em?
Futurewife: wow
Pikapika: (Y/N) let me suck on your m i l k
Me: oh you're a milky boy now?
Bakuhoe: No.
stop that.
Pikapika: all Im saying is that I want to suck her milk
Bakuhoe: and all Im fucking saying is, NO.
Sebro: oh boy
Me: wha happen?
Sebro: I sent this girl a dick pic
Me: yeah? And?
Sebro: and she sent one back,
what do I do?
Futurewife: ... what do you think
you should say?
Sebro: why is it bigger than mine?
Me: PFFTTTTTTTT
Me: DEAR CHEESUS
Pikapika: I felt that
Futurewife: even I felt that,
and I don't have a dick
Me: spiritual dick
Futurewife: dick vibes
Me: ghost dick
Futurewife: dick energy
Me: foggy dick
Futurewife: FOGGY DICK
HAHAHA
Me: LMAOOOO
Bakuhoe: what the fuck is happening
Earlyroki: I honestly
don't even want to know
Ejibro: at least they're having fun.
Sebro: well who cares anyway.
Me: Denki wyd
Me: why are u so quiet rn
Me: where'd he go
Pikapika: Im here lol
Pikapika: Im learning how to cook
Pikapika: Im melting butter right now
Futurewife: ...
Sebro: lol melting butter
Me: thats great Denki,
you now have the
cooking skills of a hot day.
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Honest to cheesus, I can only make pasta and ramen
The q/a will probably happen after I get some more questions, Ill post the Q/A chapter probably on the 12th of January, so go ask all your questions in the last chapter before that date alright?
Mystic messenger is killing me tbh. Im on V's route right now and Im so fucking tired of all the conflicts. Its such a mess and I just want to run away to a tropical country with Ray and start a flower garden together.
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