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Gtgfast
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Me: ayo
Me: Iidad
Gtgfast: What in the ever loving lord Cheesus could you possibly want from me today.
Me: bro I
Gtgfast: Hurry up and state your business so this conversation can end quicker.
Me: ah yeah, Aizawa sensei told me to send those documents to you so you can come with me to court
Gtgfast: Alright. Have you practiced what you're gonna say to the judge? You mustn't say anything rude.
Me: mhm yeah
Me: Im gonna plead guilty and request the death penalty
Gtgfast: ...
Gtgfast: You ... Have a parking ticket.
Me: thats irrelevant
Me: a crime is a crime
Me: sinners should be murdered
Gtgfast: I don't disagree, and frankly I would not lose sleep over your death, however I assume that Bakugou will be a million times more annoying without you so Id rather keep you alive.
Gtgfast: For now.
Me: for now...?
Gtgfast: Yes. For now.
Gtgfast: Until I find a suitable replacement for you.
Me: uhmm Oki I guess
Me: did you have breakfast yet?
Gtgfast: No. I've just finished brushing my teeth with toothpaste that's making everything taste far too effervescent.
Me: I have no idea what the hell any of that meant
Gtgfast: Teeth are the sharp things in your mouth, toothpaste helps to keep them clean and strong.
Me: salty much
Me: so...
Me: what's for breakfast ?
Gtgfast: ... Food generally.
Gtgfast: Stop bothering me. I am having breakfast.
Me: I meaaan
Me: watcha having?
Gtgfast: An unwanted conversation.
Me: uhm but is your meal bussin tho
Gtgfast: What?
Me: is it bussin
Gtgfast: Please just stop talking to me.
Me: sorry one last question
Me: would you like to have upsexy for dinner?
Gtgfast: What?
Me: do you want some upsexy for dinner?
Gtgfast: What the hell is upsexy?
Me: nothing much what about u cutie?
Gtgfast: Do you want me to send you to the hospital?
Me: if you'll come visit me then sure
Gtgfast: I will most definitely not.
Gtgfast: I don't quite like spending my free time in your presence.
Me: what DO you like?
Gtgfast: I like several things. From art to sports, even school work is something I consider a form of entertainment. I also enjoy watching murder mysteries.
Me: ohhhh
Me: you've been a suspect in a murder case yourself hahahahahahhaha
Gtgfast: Haha. Im about to be in TWO murder cases if you don't stop bothering me right this instant.
Me: damnnn
Me: I refuse to be murdered by human sonic on steroids
Gtgfast: Ok you human embodiment of an universal disappointment.
Me: DAMNNNN WHAT
Me: Im not a UNIVERSAL disappointment. Im a local disappointment. I still have lots of things Im good at.
Gtgfast: Name one of those things.
Me: uhhh multitasking
Me: I can write an entire battle strategy while having a mental breakdown at the same time
Me: stay woke
Gtgfast: That is grammatically incorrect. It is "Awake"
Me: your face is grammatically incorrect
Gtgfast: Your EXISTENCE is grammatically incorrect.
Me: （・◇・）
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Boku no hero academia chatroom (Bakusquad x reader) (Dekusquad x reader)
FanfictionWhen the salty (Y/N) (L/N) creates a chat for her UA friends, she soon realizes that this may or may not have been the best idea. Chaotic conversations, weird topics, annoying Bakugou and bullying Mineta. And all that usually at 2 or 3 AM. (Don't ta...
