Daddyissues
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Me: SHOUTOOOOOOO
Daddyissues: this intro again
Me: fuck yes
Me: can you help me out
with grammarMe: Im boutta fail dem midterms
Daddyissues: like there is
any hope for you leftDaddyissues: Ill help cause sometimes
I don't vomit when I see youMe: w o w
thanks babeDaddyissues: lets start with
Daddyissues: farther is for
physical distance, alright?Me: yess like the distance
between our houses??????Daddyissues: yeah, putting it in a sentence, "My house is farther away from school than your house."
Me: okayyy got ittt
Daddyissues: next is, further,
further is for metaphorical distanceMe: metaphorical distance,
notedMe: can you give me a sentence??
Daddyissues: sure
Daddyissues: "Everyday we stray further away from god."
Me: mhmmm
now its more clearDaddyissues: last comes, father,
and father is for emotional distanceDaddyissues: FUCK YOU endeavor
Me: LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL
Daddyissues: Ive got
something to tell youMe: what is it babe
Daddyissues: you see,
Nighteye has a long neck,
right?Me: uhuh,
yeah I guess..?Daddyissues: and so does Jeanist
Daddyissues: I've connected
the two dotsMe: what
Me: you didn't connect shit.
Daddyissues: Ive connected them
Me: oh yeah so,
I liked the pants you were
wearing today on our dateDaddyissues: thanks,
they were 50% offMe: I'd like them 100% off
Daddyissues: but,
the store can't just sell free stuffMe: thats not what I meant
Daddyissues: that would be
a terrible way to run a businessDaddyissues: wait
you're trying to make me forget
about the math problem
I sent you on snapchatDaddyissues: (Y/N),
you better be able to tell me
what the formula is.Me: chill plankton
Daddyissues: jesus fucking christ
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studying with babe???
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